Philip - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If you must assess an opinion of me based solely off a paragraph, then here is your read. If you only read my blogs you would think I'm an obsessive alcoholic with a thing against whores and stupid people. Really I do, but only express it once in a while. For the most part I'm annoyingly laid back. I laugh at the worst situations at the dumbest things that could barely thought of as funny. I get off fucking with people that have shit to prove or worry too much about otherwise meaningless shit. My mind never shuts up, so often I fall back into thinking and make my universe around me pretty small. I ignore people a little too well when I am in thought. Don't worry I can turn that off here and there.I'm a chef because I love to eat. I hate cooking tv shows and want to put a hammer through my head when people ask if I watch hell's kitchen.I'm more about creating shit. I cook, I play drums and am big into music. I like to play with video production and do a few projects here and there on the side.Okay so here go my newest releases. The 300 video I actually did back in January, but have had trouble getting it online until now.Gunslinger Girl as set to Rob Zombie, Girl on Fire (Renholder's Apocalypse Mix)300, as set to Frozen by Madonna
Myspace Layouts by MySugarSpace.com

My Interests

I can enjoy anything, but I have specifics. I cook, naturally, I enjoy music, playing music, listening to music and discovering new music. I'm a little too big into anime. I also sit behind my computer too much playing with video and editing and shit. Guess I need a girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, but don't expect me to stick around once I get to know you.If you must know I continue my never ending quest for that perfect girl to settle down with. I've played all the games, done all the shit and am tired of it all. Sex doesn't rule my life, since I can think with my head more than with my dick. If I wanted to get laid I'd go fuck all the slut whores I come across during my travels. To learn more read my blogs.... as long as you don't fit in to what I am bitching about then you should be okay.

Music:

I enjoy most anything that has talent put into it. naturally rock strikes my fancy, but I love jazz, swing, latin, old school rap that actually had deep lyrics and played actual instruments, classical, and even tolerate a little pop here and there. Whiny shit makes me want to skin myself with a dirty piece of sandpaper.
emo sucks

Movies:

Boondock saints,
Equilibrium,
Fight club,
anything along those lines.

Books:

Does porn count?

Heroes:

KASEY BITCHES!!!

My Blog

Oooh its so time for a new rant

Okay okay okay, its nice that people are seeming more health conscience. Really I’m glad for them, but god damn are they stupid and uneducated. If you see it on tv, and they are only...
Posted by Philip on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST

New Rant

So suddenly people are more concerned about my being perpetually single than I. Fucking my own fater introduces me to a nice girl. Se is actually rather pretty, and smart, and funny and ni...
Posted by Philip on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

Alcoholism Visited (new rant)

Ah yes that time has come!So I seem to catch a lot of flack from some people saying that I am an alcoholic. These accusations usually occur after a story that either begins or ends with "man I w...
Posted by Philip on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:11:00 PST

June Rant

Okay, I'm going to deviate from the norm and be sober for this rant, but you will understand why. So yesterday I get off work in the afternoon and go home and have a few beers. Then friend...
Posted by Philip on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

Visiting a New Topic

So this is a new one, but has been getting to me a lot. Every morning I do this gay aerobics thing that I watch on fit tv. Yeah it helps keep the beer belly at bay, but all allitteration a...
Posted by Philip on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME

Okay, so a big fuck you to all the people that are "employed" on myspace sending spam messages, comments, and other shit. Its nothing but a scam to embezzle money from unsuspecting idiots. ...
Posted by Philip on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

So lucky, two rants in one month

So I have two things that need to be covered.The first, less important, is whats up with the whole myspace whores out there. Every day I have a new friend request from some slutty looking chick ...
Posted by Philip on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

long awaited rant

So today is my birthday....wooIts not a big one but still, I wanted to celebrate in my own way, involving beer (check), a cookie cake (nope) and my frineds and maybe a girl or two (hey, a guy can drea...
Posted by Philip on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

God damn whores

So recently I have had an influx of myspace whores trying to get laid by little ol me. Usually that would be a complement, but since they are whores they will do it with anybody (or anything.......
Posted by Philip on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

god dammit

Ever come up with this great new combo of words that is not only witty, but acutally funny?You can't wait for the first oppurtunity to use it, but it has to be perfect. Such a line or word can't...
Posted by Philip on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST