Carbs. |
I've got nothing but carbs in my apartment right now. Bread, rice, pasta, bagels...beer. I've been out of real groceries for at least a week and a half now.I really want a hamburger right...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST |
60 f'ing corndogs |
I just ate 60 fucking corndogs. Okay, I had 8...but I was working in multiples because basically, I can. So...60. We've agreed on 60. By the way, if you came to the Best Buy in Woodland Hi...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:48:00 PST |
Unexpected errors - an open letter to Tom |
Holy crap - how did I expect the error and Myspace didn't? Tom, if this site weren't free, I'd fly out to wherever you are (even if you were somewhere else in Los Angeles...I'd fly because flying is...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:20:00 PST |
Am I lame enough? |
The answer is "yes." The full question was, "am I lame enough to post both a blog AND a bulletin reminding people of my website?" I made a few new posts on my site...I know I lost your faith long...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:29:00 PST |
Techno |
"Vote for Zach in 2036, your life will be techno." An 11 year old came up with this slogan, and it's probably better than anything I could ever come up with. You know...besides "friends don't let fr...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:52:00 PST |
I miss Jenny. |
Southern California at 1:47am,
July 31
The sun could
have already set across the
California mountains; three hours
later across time zones,
the ground is still warm.
I could live
with yo...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Temporary hearing loss. |
So, for whatever reason, when I got home from work, my hearing was notably diminished. And it still is.
And I'm notably confused. Granted I work in retail and those stores are loud as shit...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a quick one. |
Jenny.
Everything echoes
between the silences, in
the still of your lips pushed against me.
Even the moondrunk night can
be opened and spilled, your hair
down the sides of the
pillow, tu...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
That's SO Raven |
You know, whatever you just did.
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Hotness |
It was so hot at work today, I almost had a stroke. Literally. I was sweating, felt light-headed and my chest hurt. I love hamburgers.
It's also fairly hot in my apartment - and I was so tough w...
Posted by Chinese Hercules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
