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About Me

I'm Joe Feezy and I be savin these hoeZ. stop messin with these broke ass loserZ that take you on dateZ and they don't even pay for dinner. quit standin up for these pennyless ass nobodyZ that ain't got nothing going for them. forget them worthless, good for nothing, won't amount to nothing ass suckaZ that can't even afford to pay you any attention. stop foolin yourself thinkin he'll give you what you want. I can give you what you've been asking for, while he just sitZ at home and smokeZ weed all day. these dudeZ is simpZ and they ain't got it like me. if you get with me, I'll make sure you receive the best and only the best. I'm not like the rest of those other guyZ, I'll take care of you baby. I care about you when he just actZ like he don't even need you. I'll boost your self-esteem girl. I'll make you feel like a new woman. I'll give you the world and bring you the starZ. I'll make you feel special. I'll trade everything I have to lift you high and put you up on your own personal pedastal. I'll make you feel good. I'll treat you right and shower you with giftZ. shit, you can have whatever you like. they say it ain't trickin if you got it. I will save you girl. I'm your Captain Save-A-Hoe.

syke. I'm just previewing my Halloween costume this year for y'all. I ain't no Captain Save-A-Hoe and never will be. I don't trick or treat.

"You see if you ever wanted to ever be anything, there'll alwayz be somebody that'll shoot down any dream, there'll alwayz be haterz- that'z the way it is, hater niggaz marry hater bitchez and have hater kidz" "Bring Me Down" by Kanye West f/ Brandy
if you wanna get in touch with me just feel free to IM me at SuckaFreePnoy415 or JoeFeezy... -Joe

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

and ma- please I don't even want your number, shit I'm just doin this to eventually meet someone that knowz somebody that knowz someone that knowz somebody that knowz Lima.. I'm really just out to meet her...

Music:

"Cause everywhere that I go, ain't the same as before, people I used to know, just don't know me no more, but everywhere that I go, I got people I know, who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low..." -"The Watcher" By Dr. Dre

Books:

and please don't force me to post really.. cause I got albumz full of photoz so fresh they'll make your picturez run away in shame, watch em turn back into negativez.. haha, we can go picture for picture.. I got a pretty ass smile that I'm ready to flash like the one on the camera... *cheese*

My Blog

Summer Blockbuster (Sicko) DISS

Summer Blockbuster (Sicko) "let'z make this an interesting summer and aim right for the gut, you uptight sober so the Molotov Cocktail will lighten you up, I'm the bartender and these kind of s...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

Retro Update Week 5

Retro Update Week 5: 3/1/06, 3/7/06, 3/15/05, 3/20/06, 4/1/06, 4/7/06 & 4/15/06 - March Madness/April ShowerZ.'I've been patiently waiting for this day to come. I've been sitting down on my ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

Retro Update Week 4

Retro Update Week 4: 11/21/05 - Joe Feezy, the Father.'people tryin too damn hard nowadayZ.. hella damn hard tryin to top joe feezy.. they dedicate their entire existenceZ to prove that they're ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

Retro Update Week 3

Retro Update Week 3: 7/4/05, 7/18/05 & 8/1/05 - A Mid-Summer Night'z Nightmare.'these bitchez tryin to win when I don't lose, so I had to take off my pantz and untie my shoez...how you like them a...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Retro Update Week 2

Retro Update Week 2: 5/25/05 - A LOVE story.'I turn my back on those who turn their backz on LOVE...Before I even got into one, I seen a lot of relationshipz come and go.. I seen em rise and fall.. an...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

Retro Update Week 1

Retro Update Week 1: 4/15/05 - BEST COUPLE ALIVE. '2 yearZ and counting.. we are the championZ of the world.. and I can count on 3 handZ and a half of all the girlZ in my life that could have been in ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST

Read what Oprah had to say about MEN

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesnt want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save your from hea...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:24:00 PST

The League

introducing Joe'Z league of extraordinary ladieZ: the head-dianabeen down with joe feezy since day one.. one of the strongest women born.. nobody can ever take her place the armZ-judydon...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

c'z or better...

I usually ain't a fan of girlz that push higher than c'z, but I gotta make an exception for her... ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST