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Daniel Random

About Me

First of all, I know I put my life on display this way for millions (dozens) of people to view. I even go into specifics at times. But that's just me being me, baby. Don't even trip. I'll be honest with you, there is no need to ever worry about Dan. I will always be alright, that's just how I am. But I appreciate your concern! *thumbs up*
I would like to say I'm a very modest person with not a lot to say.
I'm also a liar, cheater, and a thief.
The proof? I've somehow convinced dozens of people to be my friend, cheated my way into their hearts and minds, and stole their love and attention.
I have a flair for the dramatic. Charismatic when I want to be, patient and reserved when I need to be.....I'm a one of a kind motherfucker. I'm very chill, some may say too chill but don't you ever tell me I'm not responsible. Didn't I JUST tell you I was very patient, jerk?
I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now.
....AND NOW A STRING OF RANDOM VIDEOS!!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks carrying pitchers of beer. Long lost millionaire relatives. Incredibly friendly people....and their easy best female friends. People who pride substance over style. That one entertainer from....you know, that one spot a few weeks ago. You know who.

Most importantly....YOU!

My Blog

Eggshells

I absolutely don't mind the borrowing of styles when you're as good of a friend you are. Not when I have more pressing issues to attend to anyhow.Believe me, uneasy is not a good feeling,bears no rep...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:42:00 GMT

Random Ramblings

I like just sitting in front of this here laptop and just going wild with my thoughts. Sometimes something funny comes out, sometimes something really deep. I don’t know which of the two this ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:44:00 GMT

Enchanted

Usually I would write a nice verse about a crush or talk about how much this day reminds me of how single I am. (Yes there's different levels of single.) But not this time....I am absolutely ridicul...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Suelo Peligroso

Every now and then I like to just lash out at everybody. It's fun, man. Fun as hell. If you don't like it, why the hell are you one of the 4 people who read my blog then?!I'd rather be a bad origin...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:47:00 GMT

THE BREAKUP

I just had to get this off my chest. I'm still bitter.Shattered dreams and all hope's gone up in smoke,I lean back and reflect on the pact I'd gone on and broke,the agreement that we'd be with each o...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:39:00 GMT

Me Being Me

It's been a while since I've put thoughts to paper. (technically this started on a notepad, so shut up) Therapeutic as it is, I didn't have as much free time as I've wanted in the past. Unfortunatel...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:50:00 GMT

Neverending Stage

You. Yeah you. Just read the verse. Thanks.Ticking time bomb, no way to defuse it without losing it,always choosing to go through with it.Nowhere new to this, it's like the same chapter reread,same...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:44:00 GMT

Firefighter

Something new, you sense something you have never properly dealt with in the past is approaching. How prepared are you as the tiny problem ignites into something bigger? You could go all out and do ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:05:00 GMT

Insatiable

Are you ever truly happy? Come on now, you know the answer to this one. I'm pretty sure happiness is all about the journey itself and not the destination, but enough people show they know nothing ab...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:50:00 GMT

Life Is A Blank Map

Anybody even read this? Who the hell are all my Blog Views coming from anyway?! But take a look at this one, anony-misses and misters.The intricacies of understanding....landing on uncharted territo...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:19:00 GMT