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Lord Spark

He's thrown a Kettle over a pub,what ave you done?

About Me

So............oh yeah, my favourite animal is the north american beaver, did you know that the widest dam built by a group of beavers is 1.5km! (thats what you get with me, fun with education). In, out, in, out, shake it all about! Its a simple life really. finished uni this year (sorry? what was that? oh yeah, i got a first), but all that is now but just a distant memory. my favourite food is the sandwich, i like to discuss with friends, sandwich combo's and the best crisp accompaniment , hours of fun!Apart from that i'm a lucky lad, nothing else to worry about.My mum is better than yours, and my dad will kneecap you.People who think they're "random" need a slap.

My Interests

SANDWICHES!!!!!!!First is the BREAD, Smack it on the head, Stick your fist up its bum, To check that its dead!Then if you please, add a slab of CHEESE, Dont fret about the mould, It'll only make you wheeze!MEAT is the word, And should always be third, Stack far up high, As high as the birds fly!EGG makes me smile, and adds a bit of style, go easy on the portion, or you'll shit for miles!I like a bit of crunch, To add to my lunch, PRINGLES (i have heard), Make a sandwich gourmet munch!!!

I'd like to meet:

Lovers of sandwiches!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music, Any old way you choose it, It's got a back beat, you can't lost it, Any old time you use it, It's gotta be rock roll music, If you wanna dance with me!

Books:

AMERICAN PSYCHO

Heroes:

if there’s one person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”