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I'd like to meet:
the one with the real answer to it all, the "me" that is perfect. the half that can shine onto me a new light from this bright room"between me and god"Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not teally i was sent here
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
get what
God:
I get .
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
oh really how about you dumb your dumb rambles
God:
So? For real. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
i know how about your mom
God:
How do you know? How about it.
Me:
because mary was a hore
God:
Good reason. How are you doing, MARY.
Me:
im not mary you dwit
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not mary me dwit.
Me:
yes you idbit
God:
Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people: MARY said I idbit.
Me:
so what do you like to watch
God:
Dude! I like movies about robots.
Me:
inproper language for a god now isn't it
God:
Oh. No only God is god.
Me:
so who makes god
God:
Blimey. Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
who
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
well what if it was peoples sub-contiance
God:
Well that's okay. Try it and see.
Me:
no cause im logicaly in balance
God:
Why not? Good reason. Do your friends call you logicaly in balance.
Me:
not just to bindsided how about you
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
well your creator
God:
Interesting. I was created by Myself.
Me:
yes but there are more then one of you since there is a alternate version of you in other peoples self depictions
God:
Really. Where are they?
Me:
they are everywere but not here
God:
everywere but not here are they.
Me:
yes very convincing i guess but true
God:
Ayuh. Perhaps. Are we still talking about logicaly in balance?
Me:
you tell me if you know
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
well do so
God:
Interesting. OK I will.
Me:
tell me when you know
God:
I will keep you informed of my progress.
Me:
so do you know now
God:
Right now? Really. I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
you said that once before
God:
" Right now? Really. I may not know it, but I could find out."? I said it.
Me:
yes you did and now you did again
God:
Once more? Dude! Did I really?
Me:
yes now your just being absent minded
God:
Excuse me! Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being absent minded.
Me:
not so because you dont have one to be absent of
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
nope i know so
God:
Please tell me what you think. How do you know? I understand.
Me:
cause like i said we are one and the same but seperate ib being
God:
Good reason. What did you mean by it? Do you think I am one and the same but seperate ib being too?
Me:
yes witch is why i am the real truth and you are a lie
God:
Why? And why you are the real truth and I am a lie is witch.
Me:
you are a system in place to loose track so we can stop talking about logical balance
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a system in place to loose track so we can stop talking about logical balance? Let me put it this way, MARY: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
check&mate
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
igod
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
a request
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
i nkow
God:
Thanks for the information: MARY said nkow.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
tell your creator to lick dick
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
k bye
God:
See you later. I hear you.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you cant see
God:
I see very well with my robot eye.
Me:
okay what does pie equal
God:
Yeah okay, What do you think it does?
Me:
i dont know but i want you to tell me
God:
Would you like to know? I thought I told you already.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so you were wrong for once
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
yep
God:
When?
Me:
hmmm like now
God:
Oh. It goes without saying. For example, apples.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
now but before you were wrong
God:
Why now? What happened after me were wrong ?
Me:
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God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
are you talkin to me
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
few or several
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
answer or no answer
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
is there a right or wrong
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
is there a guy or girl
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
what is pie and anpples
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
do you get laid
God:
I have gotten laid.
Me:
by what
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
who you were laid by
God:
David Bacon. :-).
Me:
wow so are you gay
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Aha. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but you have been laid right
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
not to mine
God:
" No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.."? Not yours?
Me:
ha lol
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, MARY. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Me:God:
Until next time.
Music:
can your version of me tell were all right and wrong at the same time.
Movies:
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Television:
the very intelligent but simple truth of Harold and the purple crayon...
Books:
well... doest it have a point
Heroes:
i just have to say BATMAN! alter-ego
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Harold A. Goodrich
Birthday: 10/03/87
Birthplace: D.C.
Current Location: im now takin this in D.C.
Eye Color: black or brown
Hair Color: well black
Height: 6.o"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ima right hand man
Your Heritage: panama
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike lego'z
Your Weakness: memories
Your Fears: memories coming true
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon and meatz
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be perfect
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kyo/coo
Thoughts First Waking Up: will i go alone or if im okay
Your Best Physical Feature: toolbelt
Your Bedtime: after you
Your Most Missed Memory: when it was all just so right as a teen
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king bitches!!!
Single or Group Dates: eather but like single a bit more
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton since i was a kid
Chocolate or Vanilla: white chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: frap...
Do you Smoke: nopes
Do you Swear: ummm.... damnfuckshitassbitchcuntdick... hugz
Do you Sing: i tryish
Do you Shower Daily: yeas
Have you Been in Love: i always am and will be
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: more so oh so
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: probly
Are you a Health Freak: yesish
Do you get along with your Parents: parent...
Do you like Thunderstorms: dont mind them much
Do you play an Instrument: kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i dont know yet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: kinda
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes at a club
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell to the no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope i gots ma money
Ever been Drunk: past that
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yes by my brother alot
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a lil baby gangsta reppin the C
How do you want to Die: ... i already am inside
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a buyer for nordstrom
What country would you most like to Visit: italy,france,spain,and africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: anything not so blond
Short or Long Hair: long...ish
Height: shorter or same
Weight: i can pic you up
Best Clothing Style: as long as it looks good with youre personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont car but hope you quit
Number of CDs I own: dont care
Number of Piercings: dont care
Number of Tattoos: dont care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything i didn't see
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