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Andrew

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About Me

"sitting here wishing on a cement floor
wishing that I had just something you wore
bloody your hands on the cactus tree
wipe them on your dress and send it to me" Pixies

"I knew him when he was nothing and he hasn't changed a bit," Tom Waits.

My name is Andrew and I'm an art director / graphic designer.

I was born in Hawaii and it all went down hill from there.

My formative years were spent leaving as I was a Navy brat and we moved all over the place.

My late teen/young adult years were spent making music (even getting a degree in it) in all kinds of bands (blues, death rock, glam, goth, punk, string quartet). Mostly playing guitar, but also 'cello, piano, vocals, moog, percussion and a bunch of other things. The only band that has anything still in print is

Billy Nayer Show

My Interests

Music, reading, movies, and eating at new places occupy much of my time. I also enjoy running, distinctive (and historic) architecture, tattoos, photography, history, animals, Hawaiiana and Tiki, Japanese gardening, ice cream, and reading about defunct religions. One day I hope to join a cabal.

I'd like to meet:

People I might like. If I might not like you, stay away.

"Maybe you'll call me, maybe you won't," The Dandy Warhols

Music:

My personal triumvirate is Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, and Tom Waits.

Read about other artists I love in my "33" blogs.

Forget all that. I love Trace Adkins and Honky Tonk Bodonkadonk.

Movies:

2007: Waitress, Juno, There Will Be Blood, A Mighty Heart, Eastern Promises, The Savages, Stardust, 300, Beowulf, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward John Ford, No Country for Old Men, and the Tarantino half of Grindhouse.
2006: The Proposition, The Departed, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Bobby, The Good Shepperd, and Blood Diamond.

My stream of consciousness list, I'm sure something disturbing can be read into the order I think of these: Titus, Elephant Man, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, The Graduate, Mars Attacks!, Gosford Park, Gods and Monsters, Bride of Frankenstein, Beloved, Jackie Brown, Les Vampires, Pi, Dead Man, Unbreakable, Sunset Boulevard, Rear Window, 12 Monkeys, Barbarella, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Leon: the Professional, Garden State, Faust, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, eXistenZ, Desperado, Sense and Sensibility, Princess Mononoke, Akira, Traffic, and Serial Mom.

Hellzapoppin'
One of the craziest dance performances ever caught on film. No, really.

Television:

Mad Men, The Wire, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, 30 Rock, Deadwood, Carnivale, Rescue Me, Rome, Family Guy, Henry Rollins Show, and I'm sure you're getting the idea. I catch anything with Andre Braugher.

Books:

You should be reading Coilhouse .

In the order in which they occur to me (except for the ones I added later): The Way We Are by Allen Wheelis, Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, Voice of the Fire by Alan Moore, From Hell by Alan Moore & Eddie Campbell, Immortality Isn't Forever by Eddie Campbell, Lone Wolf and Cub by Kazuo Koike &amp Goseki Kojima, Idoru by William Gibson, Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman, Imajica by Clive Barker, Low Red Moon by Caitlin R. Kiernan, The Bottoms by Joe R. Lansdale, And The Ass Saw The Angel by Nick Cave, Cages by Dave McKean, Buddha by Osamu Tezuka, Down The Mysterly River by Bill Willingham, Shogun by James Clavell, Queen & Country by Greg Rucka, Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephensen, The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot (a poem actually, but whatever), Hamlet by William Shakespeare (also not a book and again, whatever), 300 by Frank Miller & Lynn Varley, The Demon-Haunted World by Carl Sagan, The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, just about anything by Will Eisner, The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri (thought it gets less interesting the closer to heaven he gets), Get In The Van by Henry Rollins, Jimmy Corrigan by Chris Ware, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut, and A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole.

Heroes:

Richard Hell, Nina Simone, Richard Neutra, Miles Davis, Edgar Leeteg, Ornette Coleman, Patti Smith, Klaus Nomi, Igor Stravinski, and Nudie

My Blog

35: Frosty

The cat belonged to the child molesters. She was a cute, black and white kitler. A little skittish. Very sweet. When they moved away, she stayed and adopted us. I don't know what they called her, but...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

33: Bourbon Street Parade (Ingrid Lucia)

"Bourbon Street Parade" by Ingrid Lucia and the Flying Neutrinos from Live in New Orleans. This song was written by Paul Barbarin (1899-1969). Arguably the most important early Jazz drummer. He died i...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:58:00 PST

33: 2007 Music

A few random thoughts because I'm obsessive and like lists. Top Played Songs on My iTunes in 2007These have all been played the same number of times and so are listed in alphabetical order.Bad Religio...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

35: Tortoise

The road wasn't there. Sure, I was on it, but it was inconsequential. Nonexistent. Mary was on the phone. The tortoise was in front of me. I think I cursed at Mary as I swerved around it. It was walki...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

35: Storm

So I'm flying into arkansas on the second leg from dallas and we go into a storm. I see the clouds gathering, blotting out the lights from the ground, making the night blacker than it already is, maki...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST

33: I Wish I Had An Evil Twin (Magnetic Fields)

"I Wish I Had An Evil Twin" by The Magnetic Fields from I. The Magnetic Fields is fronted by Stephin Merrit who performs in numerous other bands (The Gothic Archies being my favorite), writes film sco...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

33: You Can’t Always Get What You Want (Rolling Stones)

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones from Let It Bleed. The London Bach Choir sings on this and they asked to be removed once they found out the album title was Let It Bleed and ...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:21:00 PST

33: ’Round Midnight (Thelonious Monk)

"'Round Midnight" by Thelonious Monk from Misterioso. This is a 1958 live version of what became a jazz staple; you can hear the original on The Complete Blue Note Recordings. Thelonious is one of the...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST

33: Wonderwall (Ryan Adams)

"Wonderwall" by Ryan Adams from Love Is Hell, Pt. 1. Former singer/guitarist of the alt-country band Whiskeytown, he was born David Ryan Adams in 1974 in Jacksonville, NC. He's also played in and with...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

33: Maggie’s Farm (Bob Dylan)

"Maggie's Farm" by Bob Dylan from Bringing It All Back Home. I never really liked Dylan until I heard this song, but listening to this a few times I slowly became a fan. I guess I hadn't realized how ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST