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About Me

Too much everything, not enough NOTHING


I have of late, wherefore i know not, lost all my brains. This huge, thached head with its earlobes. It must weigh fifty pounds on its own, nevermind the brain. Just imagine the size of my balls. This vast head like a cannonball is now considered sane.
I'm going to pull your head off, I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head!
Just admire the shape of my skull for a second before youPlay Dirt Bike
Tancel feasance best scarriest work nontenure easy nontenure best tancel take. ... Nontenure carfax starts to feasance each hematocyturia here's HAROLD
DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT CHAUNIVIST PINS, I SLAVE MY BOLODY GUTS OUT OUT AT THE HOCKNEY WIMMINS AGAINST ROPE CORRECTION RAGE ALL MOANING , ALL AFTERNOONI AM RUINING THE CAMPAIGN FOR KEEPING UNERCONOIC PIGS OPEN, I PICK UP BABY SALVADOR FROM THE BISEXUAL TENDANCY CROCHE CORRECTION CROTCH CORRECTION HUT, AND WHEN I GET BACK TO THE SQUAT THE SEXIST BASTARD EXPECTS TO SEE A HOG DINNER ON THE $ABLE, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE SILLY CONT. UNCLEAR WIRNET WILL BE THE LAST WIRNET OF ALL. IT COULD HAPPEN BY DESIGN, IT CUOLD HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT. WHO KNOWS, IT COULD EVEN HAPPEN BY COMPUTER ERROL.

My Interests

Eating eggs to disco music

Attack on dentist surgery exposes police patrol teething trouble
Alastair Lewis, 20, of Belham Road, pleaded guilty last Thursday of causing criminal damage on Monday, October 15, and was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £40 compensation to the dentist and £35 costs.

Lewis was caught after he was spotted by Mr Steve Cox and Mr Alan Anderson, both members of Kings Langley Parish Council.
Mr Anderson said a police car drove past them while they were watching a suspect, even though they were on a mobile phone to the police at the time, it did not come back.
At a meeting of the council's planning committee last month, Mr Cox was critical of the police.
He told the meeting: "Unfortunately, my 999 call did not get the assistance I was expecting. The police could have made another one (arrest) and one could argue they should have done."
This week, Mr Cox refused to comment on the incident.

Music:

Rock, punk, runk, sunk. My favorite lable is

warp records

and

goooooooooood lookin


Take to the streets with turntables and woofers. hmmm... so, a list is what you want so a list is what youll get.... Aphex Twin, Vomiting breaks Squarepusher, LTJ Bukem, The Subways, Nightmares on wax, Snuff, China Drum, McPitman, Lamb, ...MrScruff... Morcheeba, Madlib, 4tet, Madvillain Well, this is pointless, I could go on all day...I like anything live. (except the karaoke stuff) I love going to gigs and outdoor parties.

Movies:

The big lebowski, Chopper, Romper Stomper, Withnail and I,

Television:

Southpark, family guy, Monkey dust, Clone high, Drawn together, Monkey Tennis, Top gear

Books:

War on terror "over"Security levels all over the world have dropped to amber following the news that US president George Bush has declared the war on terror "over". In a statement, Bush reported that on waking up Thursday morning he no longer felt frightened, and that therefore the terms for winning the war had been met. "I declare this war on terror over" he told his wife. Rubbing his stomach and opening a window, the president then declared war on hunger and war on not being able to find his slippers.

Heroes: