Writer's Block |
So I've been gone for four months, and I haven't posted any new haiku. This in spite of the fact that the military is full of material. I should have a thousand haiku by now, right? OK, so I wrote ...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST |
Eight Reasons You Should Feel Sad (Except Eric) |
So anyone who was anyone went to the Rob Zombie concert in Mesa on the 27th. Also, a lot of people who weren't anyone attended, as well as some people who may or may not have been anyone. If you did...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST |
My Dog Gives Me Sugar (and Other Disgusting Nuggets of Joy) |
Two things:1. I was riding my bike home last week, or maybe the week before. I passed a "vintage clothing store" (shout out to Japan!) and there were two homeless people making out by the entrance. ...
Posted by Spoony on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST |
Another Work Story |
OK, at work last night, this lady comes to the front desk just before midnight. She stands there a minute, and we stare at each other and share an awkward moment. Then she says, "This sign here says...
Posted by Spoony on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST |
How I Spent My Spring Break |
I spent it sober, with my shirt on. Well, mostly. I covered a lot of shifts for people who had better things to do for a week than cover other people's shifts. (This entry isn't goin...
Posted by Spoony on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST |
More Hotel Haiku |
OK, here are some more haiku I wrote at work:For the lady who kept bothering me in the middle of the nightI'm not judging you,but that seems like a lot ofpills for one person.For whoever orders office...
Posted by Spoony on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Old Stuff Part II |
OK, here is a letter I wrote in my little notebook while I was on guard duty, I'm guessing around October of 2001.
Dear Congress,
Since the September 11 terrorist attacks, I have been pullin...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Old Stuff |
I was cleaning out my closet, and I found a folder full of old stuff that we wrote way back in the day. Shit written on Jonathan's napkins, and the like. I'll put in in the order it was written, and...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Transformers |
When Megatron transforms, he becomes a gun that Starscream (almost always) uses against the Autobots. Megatron and Starscream are about the same size. When Starscream transforms, he turns into a fig...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Ode on a Hotel Job Completely Devoid of Grecian Urns |
Right, so I have a little spare time right now, and instead of doing something useful and constructive, I decided to compose another blog entry. It's been awhile, and it's better than sitting on the ...
Posted by Spoony on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:46:00 PST |
