Are You?? |
You know ur addicted to myspace when....
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:55:00 PST |
Alcoholism |
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST |
What some ladies should live by...... |
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
3. Allow your intuition (or spir...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:51:00 PST |
SEX SEX SEX |
SEX IS A TEMPTATIONCAUSED BY A SENSATIONWHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATIONIN A WOMAN'S VENTILATIONDO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?SKY IS BLUEWATER IS WETI'LL MAKE YOU CUMI'LL ...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:52:00 PST |
20 ways to know you are mad drunk! |
1. You have absolutely NO idea where your purse is.2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your ass while yelling WOO-HOO! is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. You sudde...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST |
What is/isn't LOVE |
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest?
It isn't Love, it's Like.
You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?
It isn't Love, it's Lust. ...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST |
For women who are APPLES |
Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good onesbecause they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they sometimes take t...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST |
HITCH |
Never Lie, Steal, Cheat, or Drink.
But If you must Lie, Lie in the arms of th...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST |
I'm sensing a horrible 2 week coming up.... |
Spring Break is coming up. Mine is on the 2nd week of March. My friends and I were planning on going to Miami. Everything was settled and then BOOM! my boss turns do...
Posted by Mz. Kitty on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:24:00 PST |
