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Shelbyville.

2+2=4. all the time nigga, all the time.

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Shelb(y), Shelbs, Shelb, the Shelbinator, Shelbiznass, Shel-boo,Shelber, Shelby Rose, Ren,Cobra, Shelbizzle,Bizzle,Shelbeezie,Shelsta, Shelbtastic. . . CALL me what you like, everyone else chops off the y and adds whatever they feel like BUT if you call me SHEL and you're NOT FAMILY expect a good ol' fashion choking.

I'd like to meet:

HEY BOSTON: FUCK NOMAR, FUCK YOUR MARATHON AND FUCK YOUR TEA PARTY. shit's wiz-eak. *brought to you by: the keep Kelly in Pennsylvania foundation.

Music:

*=BANDS I'VE SEEN0-9: *30 seconds to mars A: *Alexisonfire, A heart well ending,Alkaline Trio,Anberlin,*August Burns Red,*Atreyu,the American Tragedy,*Albert React,As Cities Burn, B:Brand New,Blessthefall,*Boys Night Out,Bayside,the Blood Brothers C:*Chiodos,*Circa Survive,Chasing Victory,*Cursive,Cartel, Coheed&Camrbia,*Comeback Kid D:DC talk,The Decemberists,The Devil wears Prada,The Dismemberment Plan,*Drop Dead Gorgeous,Downtown Singapore, E:Eisley,*Envy on the Coast,*Emery,*Every Time I die,*Emanuel,*Escape the Fate F:*Farewell Flight,the Fall of Troy,Flee the Seen,Four letter Lie, Forgive Durden,the Fully Down,Foxy Shazam, Fear Before the March of Flames G:Glassjaw,*Gym Class Heroes,Gatsby's American Dream, H:Haddonfield, Holy Roman Empire, He is Legend,*the Honorary Title,the Hush Sound,*Haste the Day, I:the (International) Noise Conspiracy,I am the Avalanche,In theory, India J:*Jonezetta,Journey, K:Killswitch Engage,Karate Highschool, L:*Lovedrug,Lowercase,*Lorene Drive,Lupe Fiasco, M:Margot and the nuclear so sos,the Mars Volta,*My American Heart,Meriwether,Mozart Season, Moraine,*Matchbook Romance, N:Nouvella,the Number 12 looks like you,Nightmare of you, O:Oh! Juliet, P:*Pistolita,the Planning Fallacy,Portugal the Man,the Plain White Tees,*Paramore, *P.O.S.,*Poison the Well Q:Q and not U, R:Reel Big Fish,Receiving end of Sirens,the Ropes,Rookie of the Year, Reggie and the FE, S:*Say Anything,*Senses Fail*Silverstein, Showbread,*Scary Kids Scaring Kids,*Story of the Year,*Stretch Armstrong,*Streetlight Manifesto,the Spill Canvas, Secret Lives of the Free Masons,*Saosin,Signal Home,*So they Say,*Saves the Day,*the Starting Line, A Static Lullaby T:the Transplants, Tear down December,TBS,*Thrice,*Tokyo Rose,*Tyler Read,*Thursday U:*Underoath,*the Used V:*Versus the Mirror,

Movies:

Grandma's Boy. Snatch. Boondock Saints. the Way of the Gun. Good Fellas. Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction. Saving Silverman. Clerks. Mall Rats. Memento. Bless the Child. Rosemary's Baby. The Omen. Halloween. Arlington Road. Super Troopers. Donny Darko. the Good Girl.300. Slackers. Die Hard. Full metal Jacket. Wayne's World. Seven. Cruel Intentions. Donny Brasco. A Bronx Tale. the Abandoned.

Television:

basic cable sex and the city. it's the diet coke version of classless.

Books:

Robbins. Burgess. Wolfe. Thompson. All day, every day. JUST COMPLETED: the 5 people you meet in hell. JUST STARTING: Sharp Objects (pleasure)/the Crucible (business)

Heroes:

THE twins

GO BIG. GO FAST. BE PA ABOUT IT.

My Blog

Survey

  Name :ShelbyNick Name :Shelbicus, ShelbinatorBirthdate :August 20, '88Birthplace :H'burgCurrent Location :West Chester Eye Color :BrownHair Color :a rainbow of brown!Height :I didn't drink...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST

(6/18) The PC Denouncer strikes again: pants aren't optional attire on casual fridays?

      In this edition of the chronicles of the PC denouncer we take you on a brand new spin on the merry go-round-of-self righteousness with our freeloading icon as he wades h...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

(3/29): Its the End of the World, Dress Accordingly

Heres another one Torch readers after my voluntary month long hiatus from last issue. Let me know what you think!   It's the End of the World: Dress Accordingly Since the dawn of time, myths of t...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

(2/8/07)CrystalLight in the Holy H2O& Jam on the crispOchrist: the chronicles of PC denouncer

         Political correctness is like that guy everyone knows that snickers about your grammar and then takes a puff from his inhaler on a chain. If it weren't...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

(12/11/06): the 3 greatest evils

Yes torch readers...have at it again. This is the December/January article, let me know what you think. THE 3 GREATEST EVILS.    You witness so many great inhumanities on the news before you...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

The keystone state: putting the mack down since 1776.

Yes Torch subscribers, this is the new article. it's been awhile, huh? for lack of better wording the tentative title is : The Keystone State: putting the mack down since 1776. Gang affiliation has be...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

why I'd give up my liver for FAREWELL FLIGHT

It seems i have upset farewell flight (refer to 'put this in you i-pod and smoke it') so without further adieu I reveal to you my true undiluted feelings that couldn't have been revealed if i didn't h...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

Kiss it Corporate America

***This blog beneath i'd like to dedicate to a certain member of the faux hawk wearing community for inspiring it (you can forward any kudos or any verbal lashings to...). And yes mech kids, it's my a...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST

30 things Shelby wants to do before she's 30

This piece I have written is riddled with sarcasm and has a splash of sincerity every once in a while. Some of these entailed I am serious about with every fiber of my being. Most are probably indica...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:26:00 PST

The PET NAME Matrix has been CRACKED!!!

The pet name...a seemingly innocent nickname...but wait! It is unmasked to be a symbolic leash in a relationship, or an electric dog collar if you're technologically saavy, to keep the single-hood fro...
Posted by Shelbyville. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST