The Joe Show (New to the streets of Johnstown)

About Me

*** I just moved to PA from the west coast. So get off my ass!*** You can chat with me on aim @ exitwound777 I have an ungodly urge to always save poor defenseless animals. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was scouted by the Mets, and I don't even play baseball, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Bear vs. Shark "Catamaran"

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My Interests

I like to play guitar, go to bars, go to shows, listen to music, bars sometimes, movies, most of all just sit and watch retarded old movies on the couch with a ......well you know.......girl......;)_ but anyways, out to coffee, party.

I'd like to meet:

maybe you... maybe not.. I like nice girls that drink like it's a competition. If your a band i will not add you..stop sending me friend adds! gracias. Berries and Cream

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Music:

Pedro the Lion Onelinedrawing Bear vs Shark trail of dead The sound of animals fighting Versus the Mirror Norma Jean girls in Hawaii bloc party Tantrum of the Muse Narcissus Modest Mouse ollie byrd Pinback As I lay Dying Zao Denali 90lb wuss No Innocent Victim Glassjaw British Sea Power Drive like Jehu poison the well The Abodox Travis Elephant Rufus Wainwright Texas is the Reason Refused Deftones Grade Converge AFI ben folds five At the drive in Bright eyes training for utopia Damien Jurado Elliot Smith

Movies:

Rushmore, Sixteen Candles, The Royal Tenebaums, Office Space, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Signs, Sixth Sense, Saw, Squid and the whale, Army of Darkness, Vanilla Sky, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Breakfast Club, All of the "dead" movies, and Evil Dead, Mallrats, Monsters Inc, Goonies, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Elf, Swingers, Made, A.I., Dirty Work, Very Bad Things.

Television:

Seinfeld, Mr. Show, Nip/Tuck, Mash, Kids in the Hall,Tom goes to the mayor, Stroker and Hoop, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Daily Show.

Books:

Many, the hat, the green eggs...the fish..

Heroes:

My dad, my brother.......and of course the Reverend AL GREEN.