About Me
God Damn! I like stuff and things. Often I'm found face down in the drain, but I think that's the kind of thing people look for in a friend. When I was very young I was molested by my teenage babysitter (female, I think). Ever since I've had this weird feeling that perhaps I gave birth to an alien. I mean, stretch marks don't just come out of no where. Oh, and I like loud music.
