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I want a flappy paddle gear box...

Someone has to save the world.

About Me

Ladies and gentlemen/ Welcome to the disclaimer!/ That's right the disclaimer/This American apple pie institution/ known as parental discretion/ will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm/ from the writings that might actually make you think/ and will also insult your intelligence at the same time/so protect your family/ this page contains explicit depictions/ of things which are real/ these real things are commonly known as life/ so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously/ if it sounds dangerous/ do not try this at home or at all/ and if it offends you/ just/ don't/ read it!-Modified from "The Disclaimer" from The Offspring's Ixnay on the Hombre album

My Interests

Vehicular lunacy, TV, music, reading

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone. People should want to meet me. Its that simple.

Music:

Anything that isn't gay. So almost nothing. But if I have to list anything...Classic Rock, Modern Rock, Trance, House, Hard House, Progressive Trance, Rap, Classical, Saliva, AC/DC, The Eagles, Rob Dougan, Paul Van Dyke, Christopher Lawerence, Nickleback, Theory of a Dead Man, Lostprophets, Offspring, Filter, Paul Oakenfold, TCM, Fatboy Slim, Aerosmith, 50 Cent/G Unit, DMX, Nelly, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Lil' Flip, Ferrari V8s and V12s, PANTERA!!!!!!!!!!!!, Europe, Whoever does the Transformers song, Tim McGraw, Stabbing Westward, U2, TI, Carl Orff, Orbital, Older Good Charlotte and Blink, Seal, Bon Jovi, Hoobastank, Slipknot, Disturbed, Craddle of Filth, DHT, Cascada, Benasi Bros., Mudvayne, Floggin Molley, Dropkick Murpheys, basically anything that you can drive fast to.

Movies:

Anything with cars, guns, and explosions. And Chuck Norris. The IMV and Teckademics series, the Fast and the Furious series, Air Force One, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, Hunt for Red October, Both Transporters, anything else by Luc Benson (Including Leon and Le Femme), Firewall, Hoodwinked, Madagascar, Lord of War, Gone in Sixty Seconds, The Italian Job (the original), Bullit, Stuff like that. Basically any real guy movie.

Television:

Top Gear, the occasional episode of Fifth Gear, Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, Moral Orel, Boondocks (THATS A BITCH MOVE SANTA!!!), Oblongs, MacGuyver, stuff along those lines. 24.

Books:

I don't read. I give books an evil stare till they cough up the info I want. Max Barry, Tom Clancy, pretty much everything.

Heroes:

The Stig. Who else could be my hero? I mean, come on, he jumped a snowmobile over a ski jump, he took a massive tractor around a test track... I guess you could also say Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond, and James May every now and then. Enzo Ferrari because he was a fucking genius, Burt Renyolds cuz hes frickin awesome, Steve McQueen because he did all his own stunts, Chris Bangle because hes willing to push all the neigh sayer's aside, people along those lines. Basically anyone whos a hardcore rock out, fuck everyone else type. Like Jack Bauer.

My Blog

Hmmmm

Hmm, haven't posted here in a bit.  Maybe I'll get around to doing it a bit more if the fan club so desires.
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

Hmmmm

Hmm, haven't posted here in a bit.  Maybe I'll get around to doing it a bit more if the fan club so desires.
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

Ugh..

This blog has been removed because there is finally something I care enough about going on politically for me to not be lazy and write another article for the Alati.  So, instead of my inane poli...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

Wow...

Before you read this, please remeber a few facts:1.  Democrats are smarter than Republicans2.  Deomocrats are more logical than Republicans3.  Unlike Republicans who hate everyone, Demo...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

Hmmm...

So I was listening to my new profile song.  What is it with songs about domestic abuse being so cool to listen to?  Face Down, Never Again, I mean, c'mon?
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

Tress cequanto

Ok, I honestly cannot wait for 300 to come out, and I think it will be the best movie ever made, and the people making fun of it makes me angry.  But, this just made me laugh long and hard.--- I ...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

Is it that hard?

Ok people, is it honestly this hard to get a straight answer from anyone?  Seriously, why is everyone making it so hard for me to just do any one simple thing by never giving me a straight up, ho...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST

My Own Private Ocean

This is my first final draft for my Creative writting non ficiton class.  Its not under 750 words, as asked, but between what Collins wants and what some BS website wants, I'm gonna go for what C...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

OHE NOZZE....CHUCK FTW!!!!


Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

Good stuff

Picked up the article from the archive section of www.gunblast.com.  More than being well written, I think its a good read for anyone who wonders how I, as someone who appriciates and enjoys fire...
Posted by I want a flappy paddle gear box... on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST