Chuck Norris Fact of the Day!!!!!! |
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:37:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the day!!! |
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day |
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the DAY |
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:47:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:13:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the day!!!!!!!!!! |
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the day!!! |
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:56:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the day!!! |
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day..... |
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:24:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day |
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
