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sassybaskets

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About Me

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My Interests

fucking up life, grouping in love), and the pursuit of happiness

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.and also:

Music:

bowie, lou reed, joan jett, blondie, yeah yeah yeahs, 80s rawk, jeff buckley, the faint, modest mouse, bright eyes, the strokes, interpol, the pixies, franz ferdinand, the shins, coldplay (yeah, i admit it, what's up?), radiohead, talking heads, mindless self indulgence, mogwai, the random shoe-mailing ex-boyfriends, billy bragg, postal service, portishead, neutral milk hotel, iron & wine, massive attack, jonathan richman & the modern lovers, flaming lips, smog, two gallants, tim fite, trick ass bitchz volumes I & II, blah blah blah...

Movies:

this question is too hard. mostly indies & classics......slc punk, breakfast at tiffany's (ok anything audrey, really), the jerk, bringing up baby, sunset boulevard, requiem for a dream, duck soup, princess bride, cheezy 80s stuff (the cheezier the better), zoolander, swingers, rushmore, supertroopers, the royal tennenbaums, lost in translation, the life aquatic, big fish, dogma, ever after, garden state, gia, the graduate, closer, the hours, kill bill (vols. 1&2)......... oh for crap sake, i have to stop before i list every movie i've ever seen. THE END! FADE OUT!

Television:

simpsons, invader zim, farscape (dammit), father ted, the office (the british one), futurama, family guy, lost, coupling, CSI, gilmore girls, veronica mars, scrubs, ummmmm.......

Books:

i heart chuck palahniuk & tom robbins! also, the fountainhead, stranger in a strange land, good omens, neverwhere, sandman, and anything else by neil gaiman, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, women & madness, trinity, the bell jar, the virgin suicides, and most anything else i've ever read.... no need to repeat the "movie question" incident.

Heroes:

marmosets

My Blog

hot american lovewich

Recipe for: Hot American Lovewich From the kitchen of: Satan   Stagger bologna / cheese / bologna / cheese Place jalapenos in a smiley face Add chips and smoosh like the dickens   Made with ...
Posted by sassybaskets on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

bar art blog .1

there is something very wrong with the art at a well known local bar right now. it's truly disturbing. and bad. the following is a list of what SHOULD be the titles for some of the paintings currently...
Posted by sassybaskets on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

top 5 things i would rather be doing

i hate my job. hate it a lot. so here is a list of the top 5 things i would rather be doing than working right now. renee, my love, this is for you. 1. setting people's legs on fire. 2. eating mechani...
Posted by sassybaskets on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:35:00 PST

my brand new baby niece!

so today at 12:18 my brother's wife gave birth to a beautiful, perfect, wonderful little girl named julia rose. she's the most amazing little baby ever. never in a million years did i think it was pos...
Posted by sassybaskets on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last i checked i wasn't in high school............

NO SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm really not in high school. just so everyone knows. please take note for future reference and behave accordingly............. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATI...
Posted by sassybaskets on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Standard Rant......

for anyone who has gotten caught in the crosshairs of a lori & naomi rant about dateability and such, the results i got for the "what kind of girlfriend are you?" quiz should be really ironic: "Wha...
Posted by sassybaskets on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.........

I would just like to make a general plea for the universe to PLEASE STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!
Posted by sassybaskets on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST