Cat picture |
free ice cream every sunday with the purchase of one shut up!
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:20:00 GMT |
dustin' off the ole... |
It was musty in the attic. Sean sniffed loudly as he kicked an old can accross a sunbeam from the circular window in the wall. The fall leaves outside provided a picturesque backdrop for s...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
Arty says hello! |
My name is Arty and I live with Charles. I hate that fucker. I love that fucker. We have an interesting dynamic and we all agree that cheese is very good and that rice and beans almost always needs...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 15:43:00 GMT |
Holy Hell!! |
... Nothing. So I knocked again, this time so fervently that the door mysteriously unlocked itself and swung ajar slightly. "How convienient," I thought to myself as I pulled out my silenc...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 17:02:00 GMT |
And now for a nice hot cup o' joe... |
Having cleaned up the mess I made of my former under-secretary of triangulation's head, I strolled out of my office to begin my new job. Where to look first, though. That question passed t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
A Veritable Dragon's Den of... |
"Holy Shit!" I exclaimed as the door to my office flew open and Mr. Chee lumbered in with a mysterious fog. The six foot three inches behemoth had lost weight, but was still an immense being of ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Sometimes it's a matter of motivation... |
I had just gotten off the phone with Josephine, my under-secretary of triangulation, when the phone rang again! "How positively delightful," I thought to myself as I reached for the receiver. Then t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
This is great |
Some can say with no satisfaction: This is my watertower! I cannot.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
One day.....one day.... |
We all get stuck in a daydream of future events at times. Yesterday I was dreaming of the day I would finally venture forth to Amarillo, Texas (gross....Texas) and finish of that damned 72 oz. steak!...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
You: Jerkface! |
I'm calling to complain about your product, the "Escalatimus 5800". Well the ad said that it could easily ltransport at least five human beings up a flight of stairs. Yeah, no. It can't do that. I...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
