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Lincoln and the Bunny

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SCREW "HOW I'D LIKE TO MEET". THIS IS FOR EVERY TEXAN HOW IS PROUD TO BE TEXAN. THANKS ED!When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett, and Stephen F. Austin, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Concert Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, George H. W.Bush, Lyndon B. Johnson, and George W. Bush. (Note from Jake Holmes: And Meatloaf and Pantera, two of the finest musical personas ever)(Note from Ayla Manning: we've got Bowling for Soup too, come on, you know it makes you smile when you hear "come back to Texas" on the radio and think that kids in freaking Arkansas or somewhere are listening to that lyric too)(Note from Ray: Dont forget about 7 time tour de france winner Lance Armstrong) (Note from Sara: Don't forget George Strait, he's the best!)Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE,! Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.Texas is NASA.Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.Texas is home to the most amazing sunsets of gold over an empty field.Texans have pride like non other.Texas is hundreds of deer running around neighborhoods and fields.Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. And what about the 2006 National Champions, the University of TEXAS Longhorns? Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.Everythings bigger in Texas!No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Caddo Mills High in Caddo Mills or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.Texas even has its own power grid!!...and dont even lie to yourself... Texas has the hottest girls. (If you disagree, then you have NEVER been here.)did i mention the Live music capitol of the world!!!, and that UT are the national champions.did I also mention 6th street and Red River. WOW!If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on"The best looking women that I have ever seen have all been in TEXAS, and all wearing jeans" - the Great Hank Williams Jr.

Music:

Shinedown - Simple Man (lynyrd skynyrd cover)
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Movies:

HUGE MOVIE GUY: AMERICAN HISTORY X, MAN ON FIRE, LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, WEDDING CRASHERS, LAST SAMURAI, PITCH BLACK, WE WERE SOLDIERS, TWO WEEKS NOTICE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME, RESIDENT EVIL, THE PATRIOT,

Television:

FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, SCRUBS, ENTOURAGE, DEADWOOD, SUPERNATURAL,

Books:

I DO READ ALOT BUT I CAN NEVER REMEMBER ANY OF THE DAMN TITLES. SO A FEW AUTHORS; DAN BROWN, RA SALVATORE, STEPHEN KING, DEAN KOONTZ, TOM CLANCY

Heroes:

Cats In The Cradle

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My Blog

When did Americans stop being Americans!!!!!

I want to know when thinking of ones own future became more important then the ideas this country was founded on. When did we decide money was more important than our own contryman. How many items do ...
Posted by JOSEPH on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

IT IS TIME FOR A REVOLUTION!!!!!!

Is it me or does our government think of only itself. What I mean by that is, the people in power want to stay in power to make themselves wealthier. If it means screwing the average American who give...
Posted by JOSEPH on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:16:00 PST

What this day means!!!

I looked at my son as I left for work today and realized that this date will mean little to him in his life. I feel that this date September 11 will always take me back to that time when life changed....
Posted by JOSEPH on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

Now, I understand that I have to deal with a certain amount of them on a daily basis because of my job. Today, has been the day where every STUPID MOTHER FUCKER has walked in and asked the STUPIDEST f...
Posted by JOSEPH on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

Life Without an Education

Why did I ever quit? I remember I started delivering mattresses and was making more money a week then my mother was. The money was way to easy to make and the hours did not matter then. I have missed ...
Posted by JOSEPH on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Bad Parent

Do you know if you are a bad parent or do you think you are a good parent? Lincoln was fussy last night and I could not get him to go to sleep or take a bottle. I changed his diaper and tryed the paci...
Posted by JOSEPH on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

NEW BABY BOY!!!!!

Alright lets start off with this. I am a proud father. Lincoln Michael was born March 30th at 8:05pm. I know alot of people still do not know but I tryed to contact everyone I could think of when it h...
Posted by JOSEPH on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

DADDY TIME

For those who know, and for those who do not know. I am going to be a Dad. It is official. Cristal is pregnant and in the beginning of the third month. Now I know that it is a shock. It is still for m...
Posted by JOSEPH on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

Ideal Thoughts

I am sitting at work listening to music and my mind starts to wonder. In my youth people always said "as you grow older you will learn patience." I have to say that is Fucking Bullshit. The older ...
Posted by JOSEPH on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:36:00 PST

LIFE IN GENERAL

I HAVE A VERY BORING JOB. I SIT IN A STORE AND I SELL MATTRESSES TO PEOPLE. NOT WHAT I THOUGHT I WOULD BEING DOING WITH MY LIFE. I LOOK BACK AND WONDER. WHERE THE HELL DID I GO WRONG. NO ONE I KNOW IS...
Posted by JOSEPH on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:37:00 PST