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kind-hearted misanthrope

i exist as i am, that is enough. if no other in the world be aware i sit content, and if each and al

About Me

my name is sam. short for samantha.
if i could run across a beach into my own arms, i would.
i'm 21, though i sometimes act like i'm 10.
i enjoy making sexual and/or immature jokes out of every day conversations.
i love cereal for any meal. cheap and delicious.
i save my money when i have it and i splurge on fast food when i'm broke.
[hello, my name is sam and i suffer from chronic verbal diarrhea.]
i'm in my third year at the university of texas at austin, on the dance bfa track. after that i only have one more semester left before post-college reality kicks me directly in the teeth. buuut, i'm hoping to audition for dance companies up north [chicago/philadelphia] to sustain me from having to get a *real* job until i get too old or injured.
i'm puerto rican, and REALLY like music. but hey, who doesn't? there isn't really a lot that i absolutely abhor except: fake nice people, drunken sorority girls, black licorice, and red bull energy drinks.
i enjoy water with lemon, grilled cheese sandwiches, vodka, traveling with rock bands, pushing stickers and other merch, beer of almost any kind, yoga, hot tubbing...
i like to laugh. i like people that can make me laugh. if you're not a fun person, don't waste my time. i like smiling. smiling's my favorite. i like loud music. i like loud people. unless i'm trying to sleep. then you better shut the fuck up. i believe pizza should be its own food group. it's got everything. i like to dance in random places. those bus drivers and hotel desk clerks never see it coming.
...i drink, i dance, i swear, i shop, and i wear my sunglasses at night.

My Interests


MUSIC, dancing, books, movies, food, jack daniels, budweiser, sunbathing, singing in the shower, buying shoes, harnessing my chi, izze pomegranate juice, talking shit, rocky road fudge, spaz dancing, throwin them 'bows, mimosas, sex toys, making fun of people, pretending to be ms thang, dancing in my underwear, smacking people for no reason, beer, being a distraction, big gaudy earrings, talking loud, cheating on diets, making people laugh, driving fast, babies on your face...

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Music:

i pretty much listen to everything... except tejano music. fuck that shit. some examples of what i do like are[in no particular order]...

incubus, rilo kiley, head automatica, jacknife, aerosmith, the pixies, HIM, gretchen wilson, my chemical romance, weezer, jurassic 5, kronos quartet, thrice, muse, modest mouse, franz ferdinand, junior senior, killswitch engage, radiohead, stars, black eyed peas, death cab for cutie, ben kweller, system of a down, taking back sunday, the walkmen, sufjan stevens, the postal service, pj harvey, no doubt, missy elliot, lamb, maria mena, justin timberlake, fall out boy, eisley, coheed and cambria, bright eyes, lazyboy, regina spektor...

there's a lot more, but most of it is old shit that i would rather not admit that i still have. yes, i still listen to it all. i don't throw cds away. it would go against nature to do so.

and yes, i was and always will be an *nsync'er. fuck you, bsb. hahaha.

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Movies:

1. princess bride
2. cry baby

also... a lot of other movies, like...

the nightmare before christmas, rocky horror picture show, empire records, office space, scarface, pulp fiction, lost boys, selena, chicago, finding nemo, american beauty, american history x, requiem for a dream, secretary, donnie darko, dazed and confused, dogma, center stage, 40 year old virgin, saving face, father of the bride part 2, under the tuscan sun, something's gotta give, haggard, grease, super troopers, the girl next door, beerfest, madagascar...

Television:

i like tv. i don't tend to discriminate between shows. i just watch everything. oh, but i do hate any commercial which forces us to hear the words "genital," "herpes," "leakage," and other such offensive, non-network jargon.

Books:

american psycho, white oleander, interview with the vampire, in the forests of the night, random acts of senseless violence, running in heels, the a-list, stranger in a strange land, memoirs of a geisha, a million little pieces, the lovely bones, the devil wears prada, naked, my friend leonard, dirty, and... yes... the harry potter series.

Heroes:

my sister

My Blog

you're it.

So the point of this game is you post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who then have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You h...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

one eight two zero zero seven.

school starts a week from tomorrow.  and i still don't have my books.  it's not that i'm lazy.  i just have no money to buy books right now.  sad day, right.anywho, the break has b...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

two more.

holy crap.  i only have two semesters of school left.  then i'm done forever.  unless i decide to come back for grad school... but really, what the hell would i study?  hahaanywho,...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

sugar weiners.

hoooly shit.  remember that time when i didn't post a blog for about two months?!?!?  utter insanity.anyway, so here's what's goin down.  i have only two weeks until my birthday.  ...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

greece, babies, and other things.

so.  quick rundown of things happening this semester... and a little later.tomorrow.  two months till my twenty-first birthday.  get ready.this week.rehearsing every day until nine for ...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis.

:::sigh::: another day gone by, closer to the start of my last full year at ut.  shit, time flies.  not just when your having fun but when you're sitting on your ass doing absolutely fucking...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

sofa king board.

uhm so i'm a bum.  this is starting on my fourth hour of sitting on my couch, watching television, calling my mom, parker, my sister, and danny so that i can have someone to talk to.  -stupi...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:15:00 PST

i should be sleeping.

1.  i want to go to a really steep hill and throw a whole box full of bouncy balls down it.  assorted colors and sizes, of course.2.  my ribs, neck, and nose hurt.3.  i hate old na...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

SHE WANTS REVENGE

so tonight i went to see ok go and she wants revenge.  we got there super early and decided to wait in the car as we already had tickets and really didn't want to stand in line for an hour. ...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

stuart, the evil twin.

    so apparently stanley has an evil twin named stuart who actually tried to get into my car.  i went out to my car today to find a new web on the mirror, with stanley sitting in ...
Posted by kind-hearted misanthrope on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:21:00 PST