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Air Out My Shorts

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Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons & The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unencumbered by any relevent credentials...
“If you are looking for a serious literary discussion, you'll just have to keep right on looking...” Though each episode of Air Out My Shorts will make a somewhat valiant attempt to present a short work of original fiction, Buttons & The Whore are a FAR CRY from talented narrators -- let alone knowledgable literary critics. This free-form podshow is intended only in good ALTERNATIVE UNCENSORED fun and will not be appropriate for all listeners OR aspiring authors.
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Drinking; Sleeping; Drumming; Whoring; Podcasting; Reading; Writing; Film Making; Smoking; Swearing; Producing; Playing; Erotic Art; Erotic Literature; Fiction; Short Stories; Comedy; Music; Creativity; General Smutty Chat

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Episode 77 : Trimmed Optimism

77 :: Trimmed OptimismThe Word Whore gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The W...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

Episode 76 : Chewbacca's Ladyplace

76 :: Chewbacca's LadyplaceFlagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics fina...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST

Episode 75 : Zitted For Your Pleasure

75 :: Zitted For Your PleasureButtons punches himself in the face, as The Whore digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of t...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Episode 74 : No Hablas Espanol

74 :: No Hablas EspanolPreston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The Whore goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:38:00 PST

Episode 73 : Voulez Effin Vous

73 :: Voulez Effin VousButtons numbs himself to the pain, while The Whore whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

Episode 72 : Warm Jello

Episode 72 :: Warm Jello Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian M*A*S*H pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, for...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

Episode 71 : Feisty Fishing

Episode 71 :: Feisty Fishing It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribut...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

Episode 70 : Potty Mouth

Episode 70 :: Potty Mouth The Word Whore faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston swea...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Episode 69 : Whore Batter

Episode 69 :: Whore Batter Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word Whore an excuse to polish her harness and the l...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

Episode 68 : Partridge Heart

Episode 68 :: Partridge Heart Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The Whore. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock...
Posted by Air Out My Shorts on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST