insert very boring blog entry here |
just about every one of our tour dates have now been booked. there are a few in the middle that seem up in the air but for the most part things are looking toward the up and up. a few noteworthy items...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST |
just because this party's rad doesn't mean you can appropriate shitty aspects of other cultures |
(this is a an attempt to set in stone a previously posted bulletin)it's high time to go ahead and declare once and for all that the practice of dumb white kids throwing up "gang signs" in photo ops be...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Darth Vader Uber Alles!!! |
people who come into the store just to buy those stupid toys we sell=nerds. people who come into the store just to buy the stupid toys we sell and then ask me if I've been over to that store in Ballar...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST |
what tangled, new fangled words we weave |
(this was in my About Me, but i got tired of looking at it, while simultaneously not wanting to looose it)we awoke uncharacteristically early this particular Sunday. no, it wasn't the construction of ...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST |
idiots flaunt their stupidity like the elderly flaunt their uselessness to society |
I was just standing at a light waiting for it to change and considering saying "Oi! Fuck it, mate!" and jay-walking when low and behold a dope wearing a professionally embriodered circle A knit cap im...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST |
Moratorium on Awesome |
begining this weekend and ending sometime after New Years 2009, let's try (for the love of God) to avoid using this poor, misunderstood adjective. your day was not AWESOME. I don't care how cool it wa...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:49:00 PST |
thanks a lot, Seattle weather! |
it took six years, but the weather in Seattle has finally made me physically ill and violently depressed. I have only been crawling out of bed lately to make my daughter food and turn on the TV. I've ...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST |
this is why 100 people are killed every day in Iraq: |
... so the sensible looking fellow in the comfortable Dockers courds with his fair trade coffee can come into my store 10 minutes before closing and make an predictable B-line to the jazz section wher...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST |
damn you Count Grishnahk |
I have avoided the Burzum catalouge for quite a long time now. while I have no problem with stabbing your friend 30 times in the head, I could never reconcile the Aryan supremacy angle. sorry, you hav...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:34:00 PST |
the future is now... thought of the day |
for those of us who came of age in the late 90's, you might recall the celebrity entity that was MTV uber-VJ Carson Daly. while the tragic fate of Daly was uniquely American, his origins are whole hea...
Posted by Chris Tarst on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:28:00 PST |
