5 reasons not to be a penis |
1.You're bald your whole life.2.You have a hole in your head. 3.Your neighbors are nuts. 4.The guy behind you is an ass hole and... 5.Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint....
Posted by Stephenoodle on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST |
The real creationist story |
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets ...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Chicken lil |
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. T...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Building webs is for suckas... |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoNYp_Mg9lo
Posted by Stephenoodle on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST |
El Meheco |
Wow...so I guess it's been a bit since I posted one of these suckers...let's chalk it up to business with just a sprinkle o' laziness on top. Well let's see what we can do to catch up just a smidgin'...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST |
The Day after Tomorrow |
I'm going to be in Cancun!!!!!! I think Lois Griffin summed up my feelings best with "F*&% yea!!!" So for all you suckers that will be enjoying some sort of winter weather over the next week do reme...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST |
Check out this video: Stoned Journalist |
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Posted by Stephenoodle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST |
So you're saying the "j" is an "h"? :-P |
So I found out late last week that I'm going to Cancun for a week early in December. That is where my company is holding this year's dealer seminar and I am attending. Sweet. One week all-expense p...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST |
K-Os meets the wild wild west |
Forgot to make mention of my other happy news...K-Os is coming to town!!! So a few of us are going to be checking him out the friday night he's performing (which will be oh so groovy) then the next d...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST |
The howler meets Rocktoberfest |
So I'm going to have to start my conditioning. As with the past few years I will be attending the Halloween Howler back-to-back with Rocktoberfest. The howler is groovy because you get to see some w...
Posted by Stephenoodle on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST |
