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Noah

Life is a daring adventure or nothing.

About Me

I'm mellow, faithful, relaxed. Nothing really stresses me, asides useless work. If homework has a purpose I won't hate it.I only have 2 fears (neither of which is death), figure both out and you know me better than most.I'm intelligent, witty, and proud, sometimes too proud :)Quote: Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

My Interests

Camping, challenging myself to feats of survival which are at times rather untintelligent.I like adventure, I'm not one to stay at home bored.Although, I do enjoy the late-night book.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Like, seriously, I'm not even Christian and I think the guy's cool.

Music:

There isn't much music I don't like. Some bands that I think deserve to be named:In Flames, for being Norwegian, and still cool.Metallica is deserving of the highest respect.Rob Zombie makes great rock music.Marilyn Manson gets way too little credit for being one of the most intelligent musicians to have ever lived.Matchbox 20 has never made a bad song. Neither has Sugar Ray.Hoobastank. Linkin Park. Paranoid Social Club. Limp Bizkit (NOT) :P. Smashing Pumpkins. Weezer. Green Day. Yellowcard. Cake.Songs: Blue Monday, by Orgy, is perhaps one of the greatest songs ever written. Short Skirt, Long Jacket, by Cake. Pain, by Jimmy Eat World. Personal Jesus, by Marilyn Manson (and it's a JOHNNY CASH song, NOT Depeche Mode!). BOSSMEN, by Lucky Boys confusion. Mr.Bright Side, by The Killers.

Movies:

Usual Suspects-Ingenious. Braveheart-I weep at my family heritage The Last Samurai-The only movie besides Braveheart I cry when watching The 13th Warrior-Vikings are cool. Johnny English-Does your mother know that you're out? Zoolander-....I don't have the words.... Interview with the Vampire- Tom Cruise makes a good bad guy.

Television:

The Daily Show,The CSI's,The Amazing Race,

Books:

Everything by Daniel Quinn. Read his work. I love Classic novels as well. They're...well... classic. Oh, and I'm a HUGE fan of history books, especially military history.

Heroes:

Anyone who's selfless....and Gab

My Blog

Gettin' Nostalgic Now!

I'm thinking about the same thing that goes through my mind every time I hear the song "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang. No, not how people harbour secret sex fantasies, but the other most notab...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

In Right Field, while the actions all in the left.

School is source of hatred that makes me as disappointed as a Catholic priest being transferred away from his favourite boys' diocese. All my classes are retardly simple introductions, so that all our...
Posted by Noah on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:56:00 PST

Mmmm.... Church......

This week, we saw women try to ordain themselves as Catholic priestesses. They believe they are, but they really aren't. I'm here to say that they should be allowed. Women should be priests. My ration...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kickin' it old school.

This is a message of praise to all the great old songs of various styles that help to define music. At 4 a.m., I feel the need to salute these songs for keeping me entertained. -Magic Carpet Ride-Step...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Habemus Papam... Oh shit.

Okay, I don't know if it's just me, but Ratzinger has an EVIL look in his eyes. Like, when I think of a maniancal, megalomaniac of a man, someone with his eyes comes to mind. It's freaky. Good news...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ZING!

English this semester is by far the worst class I have ever taken in my class (Yes, worse than Olenocin!). My best efforts to produce quality essays only produce grades of no higher than 69%, and any...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Canada and the world care.......but only when people are watching...

I can't believe us sometimes... Granted, the tsuami was a big disaster, yes, but the media is turning into a showing-off competition for the entire world to watch. LAST WEEK, the UN announced that...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Day After Tomorrow??

Global warming is the talk of the town. Everyone's worried about it, and it has several clear and noticeable effects on our environment. SO WHY THE HELL IS IT SNOWING IN TEXAS?!?!?!?!?!? I'm at a ...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My beef with institutionalized Religion

Okay, first off: I believe in God. However, I think institutionalized religion is a perversion of God's will to the utmost degree. Here's why: God is perfect, right? Now, Religion is a creation of M...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy crap I've figured it out!

I've found out the key to world peace. I was talking to my friend who was looking to go on a diet, and I suggested following in the footsteps of the ultimate dieter: Ghandi. His method was simple: Don...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST