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DLAUry

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About Me

"YOU HAVE TO EAT A KILOGRAM OF SALT WITH SOMEONE BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO KNOW THEM."

My Interests

Spontaneous Combustion, Deep sea vents, gluttonous consumption of food, Inconvenient truths, productive time travel, Pumpkin Pie...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The person who will create safe, renewable energy using algae and styrofoam...The president who will risk his/her life and career for the people....People who sacrifice big money to devote themselves to something real...A girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

Music:

I particularly like my music soulful, but I like to diversify my bonds...from Old School to Chinese music to Hip Hop to Jazz.

Movies:

Rarely have I ever seen a movie I didn't enjoy. Even bad movies can be entertaining; the best bad movie ever is Mystery Men. My perfect movie would be filmed in Europe, directed by Woody Allen, starring Audrey Tautou, Sean Penn, Steve Buscemi, Chow Yun Fat, Wong Faye, Paz Vega, Forrest Whitaker, and with a musical score by Stanley Clarke.

Television:

Sportscenter, animal planet, discovery/science/national geographic channel, Food Network, Seinfeld, Martin, The Office...

Books:

Just finished reading Goethe's Faust and in the process of reading Eldridge Cleaver's Soul on Ice...The value of reading cannot be measured, nor will it be televised...and it could save you from alzheimer's someday.

Heroes:

My Parents, The Venerable Master Hsuan Hua, Lao Zi, Malcolm X, Patrick Ewing, Bruce Lee.

My Blog

Respect Stephon Marbury.

I am sure most of you have heard by now, about NBA star Stephon Marbury's new line of shoes and clothing. If not, check it out (www.starybury.com). His shoe line is a line that consists of sneakers th...
Posted by DLAUry on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:24:00 PST

Just think about it....

One day, two hell residents (call them A and B respectively) were summoned before King Yama (the Lord of Hell in Buddhism). "You two had finished serving your sentences here in Hell and are now ...
Posted by DLAUry on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST

THE amazing Lyrebird...

Watch this video of the lyrebird. Trust, it is worth it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch0hGBF_L7Y Right?
Posted by DLAUry on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

Attack of the Pissed off Chimps II

Dear Friends and Family, Here is further proof that Chimps have some sort of pent up anger they are waiting to unleash on our asses. These half human primates are pissed off, and please, beware! haha...
Posted by DLAUry on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

Please do not believe the hype...

B4 u worship celebs like they the real deal, please remember that after the smoke and mirrors disappear, they just regular people like u and me. Take a look... http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/10/loreals-wo...
Posted by DLAUry on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:27:00 PST

SECRET SMOOTHIES AT JAMBA JUICE!!!!

I have discovered that jamba juice has a secret menu...and a secret thick button that makes ur smoothie extra thick. Some falvors are more secret than others, and some employees dont even know how to ...
Posted by DLAUry on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

Attack of the pissed off chimps.

Read this: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/04/24/inte rnational/i083923D96.DTL Ok, what kind of sick fate is it to be ripped apart and mauled by Chimps? What kind of fate is that? Is ...
Posted by DLAUry on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:24:00 PST

Some things arent meant to be fixed....

ok, so a few months ago, i set up a salvaged 55 gallon fish tank in my room. It had a leak in it, and thought i could patch it up. I used acrylic glue from taps plastics, and sealed it up ok. No leaks...
Posted by DLAUry on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST

Year of da DOG!!!

Gung hay fat choy, sun leen fai lok, sun tai geen hong!!!!!! I wish all my friends and fams a great new year, a year filled with love, fortune, and great health!!!! Times like these make me feel than...
Posted by DLAUry on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:14:00 PST

Somethin nice.

And death shall have no dominion.Dead men naked they shall be oneWith the man in the wind and the west moon;When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,They shall have stars at elbow an...
Posted by DLAUry on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:04:00 PST