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About Me

THE LIFECYCLE IS ALL BACKWARDS~ You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in the nursing home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this on your way home from work: stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change in to very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so the it will not become chipped or broken. The fun part begins..take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"..."I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"... HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

My Blog

Cars - the movie

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Posted by Jerry on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

Losing a pet sucks

My cat passed yesterday and I miss him. He was 13 years old and died from breathing difficulties due to fluids in his lungs. Whiskers was a considerate and loyal cat. ...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST