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Cornelius

Oh, Emetophobia!

About Me

Limozeen Coloring Book

The Canadian Strangler
People Iced: Twenty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Kamikaze Dolphins
Hearts Broken: Four... Thousand
Eyes Gouged: Thirty
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: The Bull
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I heard you say "Hey, that's the wrong way," but I didn't care. You can go your own way; I'll find my way there. Never been so tired, never been so lost. With everything I've gained, it wasn't worth the cost... I strive to be in control; the hardest thing for me is to let go... Yes it's true that I'm the one who needs you. My pride tells lies, saying "You will pull through." Sometimes I'm up, but I'm mostly down, just like a leaf in the wind. I know the place where I need to end, but where do I begin?... What is that I see? Am I exiting this dark place? Is it light I see? I've reached the end of this cave... Only you can save me. ------------------------Katie, don't cry, I know You're trying your hardest And the hardest part is letting go Of the nights we shared Ocala is calling and you know it's haunting But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright And when we look to the sky, its not mine, but i want it soLet's not pretend like you're alone tonight (I know he's there) You're probably hanging out and making eyes (while across the room, he stares) I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor And ask my girl to dance, and she'll say yesBecause these words were never easier for me to say Or her to second guess But I guess That I can live without you but Without you I'll be miserable at bestYou're all that I hoped I'd find In every single way And everything I could give Is everything you couldn't take Cause nothing feels like home, you're a thousand miles away And the hardest part of living Is just taking breaths to stayBecause I know I'm good for something I just haven't found it yet But I need itSo let's not pretend like you're alone tonight (I know he's there) You're probably hanging out and making eyes (while across the room, he stares) I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor And ask my girl to dance, and she'll say yesBecause these words were never easier for me to say Or her to second guess But I guess That I can live without you but Without you I'll be miserable at bestLadada ladada ladadaoh ohhhAnd this will be the first time in a week That I'll talk to you And I can't speak It's been three whole days since I've had sleep Because I dream of his lips on your cheek And I got the point that I should leave you alone But we both know that I'm not that strong And I miss the lips that made me flySo let's not pretend like you're alone tonight (I know he's there) You're probably hanging out and making eyes (while across the room, he stares) I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor And ask my girl to dance, and she'll say yesBecause these words were never easier for me to say Or her to second guess But I guess That I can live without you but Without you I'll be miserable And I can live without you But without you I'll be miserable And I can live without you Oh, without you I'll be miserable at bestI like a lot of stuff that is cool and stuff like music, floatation devices, sandwiches, FOOSBALL, wind (that's my Kaptain Planit power), the Pokemon card game, roadtrips, bicycles, burning things, music, trying hard to not get capped, puzzles,waves, knitting groups, five iron frenzy, climbing trees and such, 80d, explosions, building things,being a full-time ninja and having two lethal weapons at the end of my arms called my hands, eating paste, homestar, ducks, lightsabers, FIRE (Adam's Kaptain Planit power), sleeping, fireworks, breakfast, Randolph Scott, Yoohoo, spinnin on my head fo five minutes straight, and music. and that is it... nothing more.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom if that's okay with your dad! And of course, Randolph Scott. RANDOLPH SCOTT!

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Poopoo in my pants but don't call me a poopoopants!

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My Cronies
-17 people like me

David

Sef

Jonny boy

Droop Dogg


Justin Hepler

Sloop

Ally

Jared

Sean

Sarah

Angela

Joey is Jedi

View All of My Enemies

The Bands
I love me some Polka!

The Rocket Summer

Mae

Family Force 5

Hellogoodbye

Rubies for Hilary

80d

And Then I Turned Seven

braveSaintSaturn

Chasing Victory

Dogwood

Emery

Five Iron Frenzy

Flatfoot 56

Haste the Day

Hawk Nelson

He is Legend

Kids in the Way

Less Than Jake

Mustard Plug

Mxpx

Noggin Toboggan

Number One Gun

Project 86

Roper

Slick Shoes

Slingshot 57

Spoken

Stretch Arm Strong

subseven

Underoath

View Some More Bandjos

Music:

Three 6 Mafia and any other hizzity-hop poopoo... no, not really. Check em out fo yo sef!

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB, Rocketman, Independence Day, Lord of the Rings, Evolution, Star Wars, The Notebook, Kung Fu Hustle, The Jerk, and The Octagon... just to name some fews.

Television:

auqa teen hunger force, family guy, full house, and Pokemon of course! and I guess since I do play Halo 2 all day and night and day on the television and pawn newbs all day and night and day, I would have to say Halo 2, also. Come play with me if you want to get pawned like yo mama's ol' tredmill. The name is ANIS WINDU or WENIS JINN.

Books:

Good one! But you know i can't read, poopoopants, i had my mom type all of this! (Fight Club and all of Chuck's other books)

Heroes:

Jesus, Reese Roper, anyone with ADD or ADHD, and anyone as lame as me who can sit and play with this duck for over five minutes straight and not get bored.
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Bunnie Poopoopants Bunnie Poopoopants
TELL ME ABOOT YOSEF - The Surgay
Name: Bradley Jason Hainje
Birthday: July 16, 1986
Birthplace: Thunder Bay, Ontario
Current Location: Lafayette, IN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 1.71 meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm anorexic
Your Heritage: I'm white
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks
Your Weakness: dunno, but i'm sure i have many
Your Fears: death and teletubbies
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ & cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goals are overrated
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: ahhhuhf sda;h h asj;dhiouuewfhui koj sdfkj;h
Your Best Physical Feature: my pancreas, but i don't know what it's used for
Your Bedtime: usually ???
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid and not having a worry in the world
Pepsi or Coke: same thing
MacDonalds or Burger King: Buger Kings came out with those new fweegin sweet games for xbox but i don't eat at either of the two
Single or Group Dates: (i wear) depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i like cookies
Chocolate or Vanilla: I LOVE YOOHOO!
Cappuccino or Coffee: not a big fan of either
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yep but i shouldn't
Do you Sing: all the time and i hope you never have to hear it
Do you Shower Daily: i try
Have you Been in Love: I thought so
Do you want to go to College: no but i should
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: i am not a figment of the imagination if that is what you mean
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: to a seven year old boy yes, to a seven year old girl yes, to anyone else yes
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and other things
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos don't come in boxes, poopypants
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: blaaah
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its like 40 degrees here so yes, i have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: most likely but not on purpose
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: i dunno
Ever been Beaten up: all the time... just look at me and my profile and then ask me again
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a candy bar a lot and a bar of soap
How do you want to Die: I want to engulf in flames and feel my fresh burn and melt off my body... yep, that sounds like fun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and in love
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand / Australia
In a Boy?
Favourite Eye Color: My digital camera has an underwater setting, but it's not waterproof???
Favourite Hair Color: Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Short or Long Hair: both at the same time
Height: shorter than me if possible
Weight: less than me if possible
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: only legal ones and ?
Number of CDs I own: 1346 exactly
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: one on my wrist and one on each ankle
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots
FUNNIEST THING EVER EVER EEEEVVVEEERRRR!!!..
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My Blog

I have no life

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Posted by Cornelius on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

Kamikaze Dolphins

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Posted by Cornelius on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

NC Roadtrip '06

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Posted by Cornelius on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

MEMORIAL DAY RAFTING TRIP!!!

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Posted by Cornelius on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:39:00 PST

AFgfhs sgfh fdhafgha E!

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Posted by Cornelius on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

A Dark, Dark Day

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Posted by Cornelius on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:21:00 PST

Post-it on my face

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Posted by Cornelius on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST

Xanga

Visit my xanga account... if you dare! http://www.xanga.com/qwertyurin It's fun... I guess. P.S. Sign my guestbook!...
Posted by Cornelius on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST

Hello Yellow Dellow

This is a blog.  I don't know what a blog really is, but then again does anyone really know what a blog is.  My guess is no, but my guess is as good as yours.  Well, okay.  Now tha...
Posted by Cornelius on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST