Poking hungry bears, teasing the elderly, making small children cry, competitive speed-walking, and nude table tennis
People who actually have something to say and don't just want to add me to their ever-growing list of "friends". If you're a random person I don't already know in the real life, an email along with your friend request is appreciated. If there was a section called "I Would NOT Like to Meet:" I would list random shitty bands and random men looking to have "fun-filled pleasure sessions".
This would be the longest list ever. Right now it's all about Prince and whatever's on Sonic since my CD player is broken and I'm too lazy to get it fixed.
UHF, Almost Famous, The Shawshank Redemption, The Princess Bride, Crash, What the Bleep do we Know?, Remember the Titans, The Commitments, Rain Man, The Ringer, Little Miss Sunshine, The Secret, Pursuit of Happyness, Freedom Writers, Night at the Museum, etc. etc.
Ellen, The Simpsons, The Office, Intervention, Family Guy.
Currently taking a break from Bill Bryson's latest to read The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz (just finished it) and The Secret by Rhonda Byrne (just started it). Life-changing stuff. Ellen talked about both books on her show. I'd pretty much jump off a cliff if she suggested it on her show.
Henry Rollins- I'd love to be inside his head. Ellen DeGeneres- she's comfortable in her own skin and starts my day off with laughter. My mom- she inspires me.