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I'm Jeffrey. I don't wear shirts very often. I don't get noticed very often, because if you pay attention (which you aren't doing if you didn't notice me) you can see that I don't belong. I'm perfectly quiet most of the time, unless you talk to me or I have something important or useless to say. Don't mistake that for being shy. I think about outer space alot. Airplanes and nice cars get me excited. I'm an extremely abstract person at heart. I try to be direct and keep things simple. I love happy endings. I am slightly stoic and overly introspective. I think and even write better than I speak, so don't be surprised when I sound smart one minute and dumb the rest of the day. I get cold really easily. I'm very stubborn and very patient. I'm the person who will stay calm the longest in any situation, but if I lose that you probably don't want to be around. I am always bored...for I was supposed to have been born a vagrant, 1000 years ago in Japan I'm pretty sure..any ancient time really. In any case or time period, I want to explore as much of the earth as possible..and see every beautiful sight there is. That and falling in love are the only reasons I'm here. I love music and movies and books and thinking and entertaining thoughts no one has ever had, and especially ones that dont make any sense at all..I appreciate being random and silly. I probably won't laugh at the same things as you. I'm hopeless in a lot of ways, and I like it. Chances are if you label me as something, I'll surprise you later.