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About Me

I am a crime fighting ninja. Actually I am currently a student at UAA, a genius one at that since I am in the Honors program. I enjoy playing sports more than watching them but some of my favorites include: Soccer, volleyball, baseball, and I am pretty bad ass at badminton. I love music, when I say love, I mean LOVE. The only music that I don't really care for is Honky Tonk country. My favorite colors are red, purple, turquoise, and yellow. My favorite animals are the manatee, the koala, and last but not least the platypus. I do have a sarcastic streak, so don't take anything I say or do seriously. Some last interesting facts about me are that I do NOT have black hair, it's brown...dark brown, and I DO have two toned eyes- green on top and blue on bottom. All in all I am pretty awesome and I LOVE to laugh, at everything...including your mom.
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My Interests

Music, Art, and just FUN in general!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, to see if he really did wear Birkenstocks.

Music:

ALL OF IT! Mostly classic rock, 80s music, and the occasional pop song.

Movies:

Yeah, they're pretty much awesome....except for the crappy ones.

Television:

Is something that I watch way too much of, but in defense it is the classic rock channel.

Books:

ALL OF THEM....except romance novels. I'm a nerd, I can't help it.

Heroes:

Musicians, My Little Pony, and Batman.

My Blog

Ew combined with dancing

When you dance with someone, just because you are so called "dancing" does not mean you have the right to kiss them. I mean at least give them your name first before you tried to suck their face off, ...
Posted by Warnock on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

I'm the girl who jumped out of the trash can.

Yeah, so I jumped out of the trash can. I also sliced a long section of my darling dearest pinky off. Girls rock and you know it. Go play in traffic....
Posted by Warnock on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:05:00 PST

Plungers

So, I have decided that life becomes sad when you are handy with a plunger. We all know that I work as a janitor, but that doesn't mean I have to be exactly talented at it, too bad it's true. Plunger ...
Posted by Warnock on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:19:00 PST

Damn 5-5-5 Deal

Little brothers are freaking annoying when they repeatedly ask you to pay more money for one pizza than you would for the other three combined and that will total four pizzas in which they will all pr...
Posted by Warnock on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

WHOA!

WHOA! It's the second blog. NO WAY! That is just amazing. I thought the first blog was pretty great but this one just might beat it. That's right. It might become the blog CHAMPION!....just kidding. C...
Posted by Warnock on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:28:00 PST

New Blog

I am posting a new blog. LOOK AT IT. Stare in wonder and amazement at its newness. All praise the new glory of this blog. Bow down before the ruler of all new blogs...DO IT. Blog is such a weird word....
Posted by Warnock on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:31:00 PST