Music at insane levels of volume, getting out of Louisville to go about anywhere I've never been, watching grass grow, making smores, threatening drivers .. phones with any of my many assorted handguns, singing "The Humpty Dance" with helium-filled lungs, throwing rocks and empty beer bottles at the ratty-ass cars who drive through mah 'hood with the bass cranked at 4 a.m., kidnapping small woodland creatures and freeing them in public places, slightly exaggerating my profile.
Drunken idiots, people who aren't allergic to shellfish, Tom Waits, Keira Knightly, Samuel L. Jackson and the guy who invented "The Clapper".
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Shovel
Your Favorite Target: Elderly women
Your Kill Count: 1,702,521,407
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 17
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $117,795,270,472,959
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 64%
How about alphabetically?: Alkaline Trio, All, Avail, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Blanks 77, the Blue Meanies, The Cramps, The Damned, The Dead Kennedys, Five Iron Frenzy, Fugazi, Greaser. . . some, The Heretics, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, L7, the Lunachicks, Madness, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Minor Threat, The Misfits, The Mr. T Experience, NOFX, The Queers, The Ramones, Reggie and the Full Effect, Reverend Horton Heat, Screeching Weasel, Sex Pistols, Snotboy 77, Sonic Youth, The Specials, Sunspring, the Vandals, Wesley Willis
Bad Taste, Army of Darkness, The Jersey Quintilogy, anything with Lee Marvin, Bond films, Bound, El Mariachi, Plan 9 from outer space, Dawn of the Dead, Wild Things, Dead Alive, I'm drawing ablank due to the effort exerted on the music category. I'll update later.
Infomercials and children's programming.
Anarchist Cookbook, but I only read it for the dance steps so FUCK OFF you Fed assholes. Lately. . . Angels and Demons and One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Lenny Bruce, Gigi Allin, Mike Vallely
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