lauren. la petite mort. prurient.

About Me

YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS
AND LET GO OF REGRET

my name is Lauren
and this picture sums up my life.

i'm kind of a grammar junkie.
i don't fancy tans.
i used to have an Australian accent.
i can usually find a reason to smile, and i do.
i'm a pretty good singer.
and a pretty good actor.
i will not drink.
i will not smoke.
i will not do drugs.
i really really want to be Slimed on Nickelodeon.
i'm almost fluent in American Sign Language.
i think rainbows are the most beautiful things ever.
i don't drink soda or eat fast food.
i write backwards with my left hand.
my screen name is KewcumberKewl.

i'm in love, and that's final.

Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't. - Mark Twain.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would marry him.

Music:

There are a lot more than this. But whatevs.

Kaddisfly
Jack's Mannequin
Nightwish
Iron and Wine
Stone Temple Pilots
Iced Earth
Frou Frou
After Forever
Franz Ferdinand
Children of Bodom
Static-X
Anything traditional English.
Lamb of God
Gorillaz
Queens of the Stone Age
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Taking Back Sunday
Interpol
Weezer
Death Cab For Cutie
Panic! At the Disco
The Urge
Jesse McCartney
Hot Hot Heat
The Union Underground
Bjork
The White Stripes
CAKE
Justin Timberlake
The Blood Brothers
Death From Above 1979
Black Eyed Peas
Gogol Bordello
Alexisonfire
Radiohead
A Perfect Circle
HIM
Frank Zappa
blink-182
Chumbawamba
Sigur Ros
Wolfmother
Fall Out Boy
Muse
Placebo
The Rapture
Red Hot Chili Peppers
At The Gates
Fall Out Boy
Regina Spektor
Soul Coughing
Josh Groban
t.A.T.u.
Circa Survive
Crash Test Dummies
Mindless Self Indulgence
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
System of a Down
Mushroomhead
Editors
Aquabats
Incubus
The Darkness
Stars
Beck
The Dresden Dolls
The Mars Volta
3 Inches of Blood
Mike Doughty
311
The Shins
The B-52s
Bobby Darin
Dragonforce
The Music
Peter, Paul, and Mary
The Chemical Brothers
Black Sabbath
The Cure
John Lennon
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Limp Bizkit
Moby
Johnny Cash
Fugazi
Backstreet Boys
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

Movies:

Garden State
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The Lord of the Rings.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Beetlejuice.
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Edward Scissorhands.♥♥♥
Ace Ventura.
Finding Nemo.♥
Monsters, Inc.
Toy Story.
Queen of the Damned.
Finding Neverland.
The Phantom of the Opera (but the live show was definately better).
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (both).
The 40 Year-Old Virgin.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.♥
Anchorman.
Corpse Bride.
Moulin Rouge.♥♥♥
The Three Amigos.
Any and all Monty Python films.
The Princess Bride.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
Little Miss Sunshine.♥
Aladdin.♥
Aladdin and the King of Thieves.
Beauty and the Beast.♥♥♥♥
The Rescuers.
The Rescuers Down Under.♥♥
The Last Kiss.♥
Pan's Labyrinth♥♥♥♥♥

Television:

I don't watch television anymore, but on DVD I have
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Blackadder

Books:

Bah...too many. I read a lot.
Lord of the Rings (including The Hobbit)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Harry Potter
Anne Rice books
Confessions of Georgia Nicholson
The DaVinci Code
Angels and Demons
Jane Eyre
The Lady and the Unicorn
Eight Cousins
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Pickwick Papers
a lot more.

Heroes:

My Blog

In My Life - Johnny Cash

There are places I'll rememberAll my lifeThough some have changedSome foreverNot for betterSome have gone and some remainAll these places have their momentsWith lovers and friendsI still can recallSom...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST

another T-Shirt hell segment; concerning 4/20

"As 4/20 approaches I've only got one thing on my mind: To do everything I possibly can, within the boundaries of the law, to legalize the use of marijuana. But before you filthy stoners applaud my ef...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

mmmm. the world.

this is a song by Frank Zappa.it's called Trouble Every Day.it's long, but i suggest you read it.the song is repetitive and drilling and it pounds it all into your head.if you want to hear it, contact...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

i like it. lots.

L: whatcha doing?M: just sittin' and wonderin'L: wonderin' 'bout what?M: some girlL: who is this girl?M: um you know, just some girlL: do i know her?M: maaaaybeL: personally or just by sight/name?M: i...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

T-Shirt Hell on racism.

"From: JasonSent: Friday, November 24, 2006Subject: its kind of funnybut I expect a company Ive done buisness with and admired to not go along with the crusifixtion of michael richards....it was rage ...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

Harrison Bergeron

Harrison Bergeronby Kurt VonnegutTHE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody el...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

time for a happy blog!!

oh yes yes yes.my blogs have been depressing.so NOW i think it's time for a new one!a new one with HAPPINESS!!!because that is how i'm feeling.happy.life is so simple now!i just walk around, doing wha...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST

it's better to have loved and lost...

too bad it hurts so much.so much of my life dedicatd to that...and now it's just been taken away. just gone. i feel so empty. i can't believe that it's gone. i don't understand how what he felt can ju...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

mooore boredom. and mooooore pictures.

uhhhyesa day with franklinit gets pretty monotonous.but it amuses me.b^_^dthat's franklin's hedgehog.again...just guess.this is my "uber-emo-[sosceneXigottausebrackets]-picture."wowi hate mefranklin i...
Posted by lauren. la petite mort. prurient. on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:14:00 PST