Brando, Administrator of Justice

About Me

-I like to think I have a pretty good outlook on life, and a fairly matching set of philosophies and mantras which I try to live by...when faced with any situation, you have only two choices to maintain survival. You either do something to change the situation to make it more favorable, or you learn to cope with it as is.....getting pissed or angry or upset or whatever beyond that of an instinctively rational nature will certainly not help you to achieve either of these goals. -Lately I've been rockin' the Wii like a retard at the dinner table. HOOO-YAH! TRUCKSMASH! CHIP-IN, EAGLE! -Also, I've been spending a lot of time training and playin' with Brodie, my very own Doggie-no-legs! -I work at the Sea Shell in Beach Haven as a Bouncer, and if you try givin' me any shit, you're gonna catch it right back. -I graduated from Rutgers University (in da Brunz) with a BA in Criminal Justice. -I'm now residing in Beach Haven and just enjoying not being in school anymore, but winter has come and it's dead here, so I'm rustlin' me up a jerb before my savings from summer run out. Oops, too late. -I have a good collection of beltbuckles, and try to wear a different one every day. -I'm pretty tall, with hair...and I wear T-shirts sometimes. -I STILL make a pretty mean cup of coffee. -I'm pretty easy going, and down for doing whatever most of the time...spontaneity is the key to staying young, after all. -I heart coffee and ninjas like it's my job. -I'm a big fan of tasteful tattoos and piercings. (got some myself) -I can name that tune in two notes. -The beach and the ocean give me peace. (same goes for surfing) -I love tryin' all kinds of new beer, though I am far from what one could consider an "alchi". -I'm colorblind. (no, I don't see in black and white you ignorant dick) -I enjoy art, especially when I can be the creative one. -As I had stated previously, I am not exactly "down" with "The MySpace" and the grasp it seems to have taken over every aspect of society. Needless to say, it is rare I get online, so please don't expect timely responses, tho I do have more time on my hands as of late.

My Interests

I'm into playing cards, playing video games, going to A.C., surfing, hanging out, listening to music, crabbing and fishing, cars, the beach, bowling, coffee, tossin' the Bee, concerts, diners, football, free stuff, cruisin' down the street, mindless humor, hacky sack, ninjas, piercings, roadtrips, shooting pool, tattoos, drinkin' GOOD beer, thrift stores and tons of other shit I'm probably forgetting right now.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet people who don't carry a lot of baggage and just know how to chill and have fun. I like meeting people like me who can appreciate the finer things in life and don't always let the MAN get them down! DAMN THE MAN!!!

Music:

I could easily be one of the most ecclectic people you'll ever meet when it comes to music...I love all kinds of shit, from classic rock to classical. I like anything with a good beat, especially, or anything that you can just rock out to or sing along with. I also gotta have good chillen' music. Some of my favorites include (in no particular order): -The Grateful Dead
-Journey
-RHCP
-Bob Marley
-Led Zepplin
-Incubus
-Lynard Skynard
-Outkast
-Bouncing Souls
-Johnny Cash
-NOFX
-The Doors
-Sublime
-Less Than Jake
-Offspring
-Billy Joel
-Eddie Money
-The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
-Ludacris
-Bad Religion
-ZZ Top
-Flogging Molly
-The Beatles
-Reel Big Fish
-Barry White

Movies:

The Cable Guy, Full Metal Jacket, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Star Wars, Reservoir Dogs, Transformers, PCU, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Army of Darkness, Scarface, Ghostbusters, Kevin Smith's films and tons of other delightful B-films (especially horror)

Television:

I don't really watch a lot of TV, but when I do it's usually Family Guy, The Simpsons, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Futurama, all those wildest police videos shows, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, COPS, Jeopardy, The Fairly Oddparents, Dave Chappelle Show, Reno 911, The Weather Channel.

Books:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Pop art - Image Hosting

Heroes:

I would have to say Gena is a hero, because of all the shit she's dealt with in her life, and yet she is on her own, doin really good, lovin life and enjoyin it one day at a time. She is the best sister you can ask for. She's right up there with Powdered Toast Man....and Quail Man.

My Blog

They took our JERBS! Or mine, anyway....

Ok, so....I graduated all the way back in May and I STILL can't seem to find the perfect jumping off point to get into the career-groove. I've been applying everywhere you can imagine, even to F...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:42:00 PST

Yeah, you read that right.....

Ok, so.....this has been a pretty rough and tumble year so far for me, but things have been starting to look up a bit. I am finishing my last classes at Rutgers and graduating on May 19th (with Honors...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

Rather displeased with technology...

Ok, so....my cell phone has been off for a couple weeks now, and with no sign of paying the bill anytime soon, it's safe to say that I am resorted to a one-way pager/phone. For whatever reason (thank ...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:48:00 PST

Reno or bust!

Well, I'm driving out to Reno. I'm driving out there with Erik in his truck because that's where he has decided to move to. Good for him. The island blows in the wintertime. All there is to do is drin...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:35:00 PST

Lost my damn cell phone...

Hey everyone, I, like the idiot/stoner/asshole I am, lost my cell phone last night. I'm pretty sure it's gone for good...I checked everywhere I went, but to no avail. Well, needless to say, I lost all...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:10:00 PST

Now I'm the deuce-deuce....

Well, my 22nd birthday just past. Now I'm starting to understand the idea of feeling old. I must say, the past couple of days were a lot of fun. Atlantic City on Friday night with some of the guys was...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bach vs. Rutgers U.

This is the newest high profile trial, so fuck Martha and MJ, check this out... Bach vs. Rutgers U. (2005) Facts: On March 8, 2005, Brandon Bach was trying to return to his building after a cl...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A long dry spell comes to a close...

Well, it appears as though, after many agonizing months of no cell phone and trying to make ends meet, I have finally managed to find myself a decent job. After quitting Advance Auto Parts last semest...
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have finally written in this thing!!!

PRANK BLOG!!!!
Posted by Brando, Administrator of Justice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST