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Kevatron The Mighty

Hello.

About Me

I am Kevin Sooley.
I am The Embodiment of Terror.
In Kelligrews, cold wind doth blow,
From clouds above, begins to snow.
The bitter touch of Frost's fell hand,
Caresses gently wind-swept land.
There is but one who dares to walk
The winter landscape, the ice he mocks.
The cold wind can blow where the cold wind may,
As Kevin Sooley hunts for prey.
He sits upon his throne of skulls
and sipping blood, he slowly mulls
what method best to hunt his foe?
Dagger, sword, or mighty bow?
Nay, none of these suit him right!
His enemies must taste true fright.
He settles on his hands alone,
The power within can crush through stone.
His foes live in terror of the night,
None shall live, none dare to fight
The last thing heard is a battle shout
then the cry of anguish: a life snuffed out.
Wiping blood from bearded chin,
Kevin cleanses land of sin.
Thanks to him, there is no strife.
It is to him you owe your life.
Helm Hammerhand has often said
If he faced Kevin, He'd be dead.
A silent stalker in land of ice,
The thirst for blood his only vice.
So if you hear a mighty roar,
Go inside and lock your door.
Down your spine runs a sudden chill;
Kevin Sooley is out to kill.
By Matt Fitz


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My Interests

Musicals, Video Games, Astronomy, Chemistry, Physics, Computers, Female Vocals, Power Metal, History, Lord of the Rings.

I'd like to meet:

Tolkien, George Washington, William Wallace, Alexander the Great, Stephen Hawking, His Majesty King Carl XVI Gustav, Che Guevara, Josef Stalin, Fidel Castro, Winston Churchill. Wish me luck. You, If you leave me a voice comment! Get Your Own Voice Player Manage .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Lord Of the Rings, Platoon, Pirates of the Caribean, Adaptation, Braveheart, Star Wars, Trainspotting

Television:

Futurama, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, House, Lost, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, South Park

Books:

Harry Potter, The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, The Lord of The Rings, The Da Vinci Code

My Blog

Stay away from andrea kirby.

That bitch infected me with the plague. I swear it!
Posted by Kevatron The Mighty on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

People that suck.

Brittany Kelly. That is all.
Posted by Kevatron The Mighty on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:17:00 PST

Vital Information.

I am the greatest. Everything I like is better than everything you like.
Posted by Kevatron The Mighty on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:34:00 PST