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Too Drunk To Fuck

Nobody's gay for mole man

About Me

I love my girlfriend, my family, my friends,and my music, period.
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, You are definitely quirky and often mistaken for mad but if anyone is truly paying attention they can see there is method to your madness. You try really hard to be bad but in the end you tend to do the right thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

Black Beard


75%

Captain Barbosa


75%

Sinbad


50%

Dread Pirate Roberts


42%

Mary Read


42%

Will Turner


25%

Captain James T. Hook


17%

Long John Silvers


8%

Morgan Adams


0%
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Eomer

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings , I would be Eomer, Man of Rohan, heir to the throne, nephew of Theoden and brother of Eowyn.

In the movie, I am played by Karl Urban .

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Which Oingo Boingo Song Are You?
You are a pervert, and tend to get a little excited over the things other people are scaredof...Rock On!Nasty Habits - All those nasty little things that we don't dicuss publicly.
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You are often depressed or sad. You are intelligent and can blow peoples minds with the thingsyou say. You are on my favorite album. You think you might be losing your mind...you're rightInsanity - Welcome madness, say hello Like a wave we cannot see Washing over you and me Hiding here and hiding there Madness hiding everywhere Such a curiosity Here it comes to set us free Plenty left for you and me Say hello insanity
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My Interests

Playin drums, writing songs, guitar/bass, blah blah blah etc etc...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: "On The Outside"
Waking up: "Wake Up (It's 1984)"
Average day: "Just Another Day"
First date: "Lost Like This"
Falling in love: "Little Girls"
Love scene: "We Close Our Eyes"
Fight scene: "No One Lives Forever"
Breaking up: "It Only Makes Me Laugh"
Getting back together: "Home Again"
Secret love: "Good For Your Soul"
Life's okay: "Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me"
Mental breakdown: "Insanity"
Driving: "Run Away (The Escape Song)"
Learning a lesson: "Only A Lad"
Deep thought: "Grey Matter"
Flashback: "Change"
Partying: "Dead Man's Party"
Happy dance: "Ain't This The Life"
Regreting: "Mary"
Long night alone: "Nasty Habits"
Death scene: "Cry Of The Vatos"
Closing credits: "Goodbye, Goodbye"
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Rate Satyriasis777's Arm Tattoo The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
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Music:

Bands I couldn't live without, in no particular order: The Beatles, Iron Maiden, Thin Lizzy, Children of Bodom, Iced Earth, Queens of the Stone Age, Desert Sessions, Black Sabbath, Clutch, Pantera, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Blind Guardian, Down, High on Fire, Reverend Horton Heat, Mr. Bungle, Six Feet Under, The Dickies, Mercyful Fate, The Who, Reel Big Fish, Eagles of Death Metal, Elton John, The Misfits, Slayer, Dream Theater, Kiss, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Nile, Motorhead, Megadeth, Rolling Stones, Corrosion of Conformity, War, Judas Priest, Suicidal Tendencies, Dimmu Borgir, and 3 Inches of Blood.

Movies:

Just too damn many... Which Nightmare Before Christmas character are you?
You are... Oogie Boogie! Antisocial much? You have little to no tolerance for other people, and you enjoy having fun at everyone else's expense. If you can, you'll get other people to do your dirty work for you, so you don't have to leave the privacy of your lair. Other people avoid you like the plague, cause hey, you're scary- and proud of it! But you probably didn't need to be told all that.
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Television:

Aquateen, Family Guy, discovery channel, history channel, boring shit like that etc.

Books:

Anything by JRR Tolkein or James Rollins, and anything non-fiction really...

Heroes:

Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, George Harrsion, Nicko McBrain, Dave Murray, Eddie, Steve Harris, Paul D'ianno, Alexi Laiho, Jaska Raatikainen, Joey Kramer, Vinnie Paul, DIME, Scott Klopfenstein, Jimmy Bower, Phil Lynott, Phil Anselmo, Brian Downey, Nick Menza, The Ripper, Halford, Bruce Bruce, Scott Travis, liquor, Dave Lombardo, Tom Araya, Phil Taylor, Mikkey Dee, Bill Ward, among others.

My Blog

The Enemy of All Cruelty

In the time of the false gods of lying fame Puts all my veins and pulses in turmoil And hath a nature so perverse in wrath To journey hence through an eternal place Where thou shalt hear the cries of ...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Suicide Romanticized

Suicide Romanticized: She laid spread out for all to see Cloaked in her bloody uniform, life was not to be She had slashed at her once beautiful wrists Now stained scarlet and red Pouring from her op...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

Bodom at House of Blues 4-10-06

The last concert Id attended was when Bodom came through Santa Ana w/ Trivium and Amon Amarth sometime in November of 05. A great show Trivium aside and my first time seeing Bodom and did they put on...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST

No Clever Heading

No explanation needed, enjoy! ps I didn't write this, a little angel did :)       Lets not talk about it You go ahead and pout about it Go ahead and tell them we were close Close as an ...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

No Sir...FUCK YOU!

This was a letter I recieved from one of our neighbors, I won't go into detail, lets just say I'd like to shit in his septic tank...yea that'd show him, lol . Anyways read on my gentle snowflakes: &nb...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST

Everybody Loves Brittany...

NOT! http://www.youtube.com/v/vjXQ1c9KG_Y
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST

Something...

At this point I can see no reason in turning back The events leading up to this point in time Have all been necessary to his downfall The ultimate demise if you will The death of the oldest evil And ...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST

I'm never doing this shit ever again!

Full Name: Cooper Jordan Ward Age: 18Sex: Male Birthday: December 23rd 1987 Where do you live: Corona, CaliforniaZodiac Sign: Capricorn, just like the song What school do you go to: Santiago High What...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:56:00 PST

Butchering the Human Carcass for Consumtion

Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption by Bob ArsonThis is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any fie...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:47:00 PST

Random...

Dark deception grabs hold Lies spoken true and bold Fatal tragedy, hope is never Never ending till were severed Find a way out, hiding truth In the end, its all for you Hidden fear, fear is waiting D...
Posted by Too Drunk To Fuck on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST