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George

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: George Russo
Birthday: Who Da Hell Gives A Fuck
Birthplace: Yo moms Vagina
Current Location: Under YOur Bed Bitch
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: red
Height: 3 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have both dont be hatin
Your Heritage: dont know
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Bad Crack
Your Fears: Bad Crack
Your Perfect Pizza: coke-o-roni, with lsd topped pf with sun dried marijuana leaves
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish the meth lab in my garage
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 50 bucks for the eighth
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i gotta take a shit
Your Best Physical Feature: my buns of steel
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know i missed it
Pepsi or Coke: coke if u know wat i mean
MacDonalds or Burger King: Meet the king BITCH
Single or Group Dates: dont do dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Vodka
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: speed
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: no seriously i swear
Do you Sing: when im high
Do you Shower Daily: you wish
Have you Been in Love: ya i saw this one pound crack rock once, damn she was fine
Do you want to go to College: im still in HIGH school how the fuck im sopose to know
Do you want to get Married: fuck that shit
Do you belive in yourself: fat chance
Do you get Motion Sickness: sure
Do you think you are Attractive: im fuckin beautiful so deal with it or suck my balls
Are you a Health Freak: ha
Do you get along with your Parents: i killed them, so i guess that says somthing
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really. this one time i had some dudes over and i was lightin up the bong when the power went out, and it scared me and i wound up burnin the place down.
Do you play an Instrument: i'll play your instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you should change this question to " In the past 5 seconds have you Drank Alcohol"
In the past month have you Smoked: duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: dee dee dee
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no way man thim bitches got coodies
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya thats where its sold and distributed along with other random locations
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ya the munchies are a fuckin killer
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: taste like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya i was arested for it to
In the past month have you been Dumped: out the back of a moving car? yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ive been dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a vcr from my neighbor
Ever been Drunk: only once it was about 87 years ago and im still drunk
Ever been called a Tease: n-n-n-no
Ever been Beaten up: ya these guys jumped me last nite and stole all my stuff
Ever Shoplifted: why yes i have
How do you want to Die: dont give a rats ass
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im already old and i smell like ass. hey what can you do
What country would you most like to Visit: like columbia or somthin pick up some good dope
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: rainbow
Favourite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: none
Height: little
Weight: alot
Best Clothing Style: rags
Number of Drugs I have taken: uh lik 79,459
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 1 its uh not visable
Number of Tattoos: 1 winnie da pooh on my left ass cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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Books:

WAR And Peace Bitch I've Got Hoes I've Got Hoes