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Chris Muthfukin Michaels

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About Me

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Add to My Profile | More VideosHockey is my life. theres no more to sayThis Is The Real Deal:
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Name: Chris
Birthday: August 30,1988
Birthplace: Racine
Current Location: Racine
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish, German, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: I have none
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything Except pineapple and fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win State For Hockey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont have one
Thoughts First Waking Up: How will my day get fucked up today?
Your Best Physical Feature: dont ask me
Your Bedtime: whenever I want god
Your Most Missed Memory: fixing police cars with my grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: when im naked
Do you Shower Daily: oh yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: hell no
Do you belive in yourself: only when im out on the ice
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: when im drunk... yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: used to play trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: not yet
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:&..39;
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: kinda
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i cant remember
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: By getting my throat cut open by a skate
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be the coolest guy ever
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brunnette
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not like ogre size
Best Clothing Style: preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many to remember
Number of CDs I own: i have no idea
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing i can think of right now
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My Interests

Hockey, Friends, Hockey, and Music, oh yeah did i mention hockey.This Is A Bunch Of Videos Of Firefighting. It's What I'm Training To Do...This is what I wan to do the rest of my life:
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I'd like to meet:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN SPORTS HISTORY:
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Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Kanye West, Fallout Boy, Oldies, Country, Basically everything

Movies:

Ladder 49, Miracle, Slapshot, Training Day, Anchorman, Dogeball, Ocean's 11, Oceans 12, Starsky and Hutch

Television:

House MD., South Park, Rescue Me, CSI, Law & Order SVU

Books:

I cant read Very good ive been hit in the head too many times

Heroes:

Martin Brodeur, Justin Jelinske, Patrick Roy:
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My Blog

Life

The other day someone asked me what the point of life is.. For the first time in my life I really didn't know how to answer that question.. So I sat around one day and thought about it.. I've come to ...
Posted by Chris Muthfukin Michaels on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:49:00 PST

The Best Times Of My Life

I remember when I first got introduced to hockey.. My brother and some of his friends wanted to play some roller hockey over in North Park school yard. Everyone wanted to play and score goals, so gues...
Posted by Chris Muthfukin Michaels on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST