My list of demands... |
new cop drama that pairs rogue cop with renegade cop
the Year End Review of all the year end reviews
a myspace page that tibutes to my myspace page
a tribute band to my favorite c...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST |
The Set-up to the Greatest Joke ever Told |
Stabbed and punctured a lung by a babysitter on PCP at the age 6.
Run over by the back left tire of a stationwagon with my mother in the driver's seat at the age of 11.
Broke the left hand by punching...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST |
Uncle Sam gots bad grammar. Mines much more better. |
If there is one thing I love more in this world than a bag full of kittens; it's gotta be poorly written spam meant to entice me with promises of wealth, riches, penile enlargment, bitches, women, cre...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST |
In defense of child labor... |
There's a picture of me, with the bird on my head. His name is Peaches.Standing next to me is my maid, Consuela.Let me start over.My family was very wealthy. Easily the wealthiest family in all of Con...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:51:00 PST |
I love the smell of sweet bullshit! |
PARTNERSHIP BUSINESSGood day Conley,My name is Mr. Alfred Tansi, a Banker and accountant with BIAOBANK AbidjanCote d'Ivoire. I am the personal accounts manager to Eng. Lake Conley ,aNational of your c...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST |
FWD: The sad kind of BS |
Here is something that a 'friend' sent me while I was checking my email. Hold back the laughs...this is... uh, serious...A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...Girl: ...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Is there a God? |
Well, the God question, you can never know for sure. 'Cause let's say you died, and you're in heaven for, like, 600 trillion years. There still might be an announcement over the PA system, "Well, eve...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:08:00 PST |
Hooray for things! |
My parents were pretty cool when I was growing up. I remember when I was little, I always wanted to be a stunt man! My parents really supported me on this decision, they'd help me train. They'd throw ...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I want to smoke crack with you! |
How am I?I am good.I guess....
What with Halle Berry as the 'Oh-So-Sexy' S&M'ish, 15yr old boy fantasy, Cat Woman, hitting theatres this summer;Will Smith surprisingly not doing a bubblegum rap-co...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A fair and balanced fox diet! |
Child obesity is a big problem in this country. Therefore if, and when, I have a child of my own, I am gonna make sure that this kid starts off in the right direction. Because this has to start ...
Posted by Shauntopolous the Mighty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
