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the vagtastic victoria

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About Me

My name is victoria. You may call me vrock. I’m currently in school and disliking almost everything about it. I love learning, but school does not agree with me. If I had my way I would be working, but I’m paying my dues to society for the next 3 years until I will be released into the real world. The entire post-secondary education system has let me down.
I love laughing, and finding humour in everything. My sister is one of my favourite people, and she’s the funniest kid I know.
Television rules my life. If you don’t watch at least one of the shows on my list, don’t even talk to me, we’ll have nothing in common.

My Interests

knitting, reading, learning, language, tv, coffee, tea, teapots, trilogies, volunteering, vagina monologues, journaling, baking cupcakes and cookies, 1950s cook books, chinese food, thai food, the theatre (pronounced a la bill cosby on the cosby show), crossword puzzles, the national post, good lunches

I'd like to meet:

the rest of the boys of our lady peace. steve, you were fabulous, but raine maida is a god. i was a foot away from him, and i restrained myself from being a groping, desperate fan. consequently, i made even less of an impression than the desperate fans because i chose to be civil.
also, i would like to meet tina fey, george stroumboulopoulos, barbara walters, and alec baldwin.

Music:

incubus, system of a down, our lady peace, weezer, offspring, the beatles, alanis morissette, sublime, alicia keys, sum 41, lauryn hill, queen, muse, rufus wainwright, oldies.

Movies:

star wars, romeo + juliet, moulin rouge, pretty woman, cruel intentions, ghost world, life as a house, back to the future (I, II, and III), pretty in pink, ferris beuller's day off, weird science, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, drop dead fred, clerks, clerks 2, dogma, clueless, edward scissorhands, encino man, donnie darko, forrest gump, bridget jones, beauty and the beast, the lion king, little mermaid, aladdin, zoolander

Television:

the simpsons, gilmore girls, godiva's, sex and the city, 20/20 friday (i miss barbara walters), daily show, the colbert report, streetcents, degrassi (junior high, high, and the next generation), what not to wear, little people big world, family guy, that 70s show, undegrads, futurama, friends, the war at home, american dad, holmes on homes, ellen, felicity, captain planet, oprah, the mom show, roseanne, the office, the hour, scrubs, 30 rock, my name is earl

Books:

my book list (aka books i need to read):the way the crow flies, the sound and the fury, david copperfield, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, vanity fair, a tree grows in brooklyn, brave new world, the count of monte crisco, sybil, the master and margarita, the sun also rises, the bell jar, anna karenina, life of pi, me talk pretty one day, a confederacy of dunces, autobiography of a face, a passage to india, anil's ghost, line of beauty, the bluest eyes, sula, i know why the caged bird sings, their eyes were watching god, the grapes of wrath, the color purple

Heroes:

my mom, catherine ford, sean, lisa simpson, and my nearest and dearest friends. you inspire me.

My Blog

harry, i took care of it

another year has come to an end, and instead of the usual recap of this year's happenings from my point of view, let's travel back to last night and take a look at my fab night at rumours, with the di...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:39:00 PST

stroumbo mambo

something is wrong with people, and if you're a regular reader of my blogs, for once i'm not talking about my idiot floormates.  why would i pay to get hit on?  collect call?!  are you ...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST

dear dsr, i hate you, love victoria

holy god, turn off your car alarm!  what is wrong with people?!?!  am i seriously the only intelligent person left on the planet?  i think i must be, it's the only explanation for the r...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

pocket mulch

holy god, i am hysterical.  if anyone reading this has not read my msn space blogs, you don't know what you're missing.  in the many months since i spread my wings and flew away from msn spa...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:53:00 PST

behind the music

so i live in a quaint little room in a student building 10 minutes from school.  and by quaint, you must read between the lines and know that i mean it's one step up from a dive.  this is th...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:11:00 PST

everything's coming up roses

     having worked the second job for a few weeks now, i can safely say i prefer 'novice drink-caller' to 'coffee wench', because this is what i am.  i am the new kid, i'll gi...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:39:00 PST

second runner-up

the second job is upon me.  in less than two short weeks, i will be both front end supervisor and coffee maiden.  it was a seemingly endless and daunting task.  i've been out of school ...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

the world revolves around me

julia roberts, you have moved me to tears.  two words ladies and gentlemen:  pretty woman.  watch it.  embrace it.  love it.  i know i do.  saw the last 20 minutes o...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

crack for everyone!

our lady peace!!!!  4th row!!!!  my hope is that i will be close enough to have sweat dripped on me.  i can dream....      had an insightful dinner at the boston piz...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

reading week=daytime tv reruns

zach morris, you have stolen my heart.  now, you may be reading this and crying "fickle!", as i declared my love for another only a short while ago (men in tight body suits who ski), but hear me ...
Posted by the vagtastic victoria on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:04:00 PST