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Richard [Tricky Dick]

If life is a joke, then I'm a comedian.

About Me

The name is Richard.

I'm a happy person.

I do crazy things with my body.

Yes, it freakin' hurts.

I'll be done when I say I'm done, and not a minute sooner.

I once spent a lot of time trying to keep people happy, but in the end it only made us all less happy.

So I just worry about me now.

I pay my own bills and I make my own decisions.

If it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh. Sorry if you take offense.

I'll tell the truth if its convenient.

I'm not as old as I look, but I'm not as young as I act.

A pictures worth a thousand words, but sometimes a moment is worth repeating.

I have an opinion about everything. And its always right.

My Interests

“Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.” - Scott Alexander

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor. And people with an interest in body modification. People with female genitalia.If you've got 2 of those, we can be friends. If you've got all three, we can be more than friends.

Music:

“When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.” - Edward Watson Howe

Movies:

"The cinema is not a slice of life, it's a piece of cake." - Alfred Hitchcock

Television:

"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want." - Clive Barnes

Books:

"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it." - Oscar Wilde

Heroes:

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." - Will Rogers