The name is Richard.
I'm a happy person.
I do crazy things with my body.
Yes, it freakin' hurts.
I'll be done when I say I'm done, and not a minute sooner.
I once spent a lot of time trying to keep people happy, but in the end it only made us all less happy.
So I just worry about me now.
I pay my own bills and I make my own decisions.
If it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh. Sorry if you take offense.
I'll tell the truth if its convenient.
I'm not as old as I look, but I'm not as young as I act.
A pictures worth a thousand words, but sometimes a moment is worth repeating.
I have an opinion about everything. And its always right.