29-years-old, young enough to still get carded at bars, old enough that I now play softball as my main competitive outlet. If you can call us competitive, but we sure do try hard, so that has to count for something. I am often called a pessimist, but I think I am more of a cautious optimist. I expect things to go badly so when they go well it is a great surprise. Is that a good way to experience life? Probably not, but it is better then that person in your office that comes in with a broad smile on her face because today will be the “best day ever†when in reality she was just told she had seven weeks to live.Did you ever dial the phone and forget who you're calling? You don't know whether to hang on and hope you remember the voice or not. Happens to me all the time, memory is slowly going. Then when you remember who it was, you have to call back, so you change your voice so they don't think you're a moron.
My favorite color is blue. Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food!I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a cutting edge state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.
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Name: Ron
Birthdate: Oct 4, 1978
Birthplace: Hackensack
Current Location: Hoboken
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 155
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: Nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: That's crazy
FAVORITES
Food: Anything with cheese
Candy: Nestles Crunch
Number: 18
Color: blue
Animal: Gazelle
Drink: Iced Tea
Alcohol Drink: Scotch
Bagel: Salt
Letter: Q
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes and legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Drink both a lot
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 1ish
Most Missed Memory: College
Best phyiscal feature: eyes, but
First Thought Waking Up: God damn it lol
Goal for this year: Find a great girl
Best Friends: Mike, Dan, Brad, Dan
Weakness: Cheese, fantasy sports, girls in heels and glasses
Fears: Heights
Heritage: Italian, German Irish
Longest relationship: Year 1/2
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: don't care
Favorite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long: don't care
Height: Shorter then me
Style: I like funky or preppy
Looks or Personality: Fun, smart girl next door adorable
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol is fine
Muscular or Really Skinny: atletic
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
How do you want to Die: in battle
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: in the middle
Do you think your Attractive: Sure
Believe in Yourself: usually
Want to go to College: did that already
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: sure
Do you want Children: I think so
Have your future kids names planned out: no you need a girl to do that
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: happened already
Hate anyone: many people, want to see a list lol
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