Just a down to earth guy...I like my sports, my beer and...well...everything else pretty much comes after that. My friends and family are very important to me so don't mess with them...and while you're at it, don't mess with texas...
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
The Simpsons Personality Test /div