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About Me

First off, I haven't spent nearly enough time making this little ditty complete. I guess you'll all just have to keep tuning in to see when and if I ever complete it. In the meantine, what can I say....I'm a swirling ball of contradiction. Just when you think you've got me all figured out, you'll realize how wrong you are. Everyone says that I remind them of Jack from Will and Grace (and he's kinda like a hero to me). Although I like people to think I'm tough and so I got the nickname "Spider." When you get to know me you'll find out I'm about as tough as a sea cucumber (in case you don't know, sea cucumbers vomit up their intestines when they get scared). Some other little tidbits you may want to know about me: I am an Out and Proud democrat, I own a tempurpedic bed, I wax, and keep myself nicely manscaped, I had my first french kiss when I was 24, my favorite animal is the giraffe, I drive a hybrid car (and I was one of the first 500 people in California to own one - and I had to put up with people telling me how stupid I was...now who's stupid?), my favorite color is purple, I use too much bleach on my whites, I like to sing showtunes really really loud in public places, I love apple martinis, my bed ensemble is the blackwatch pattern by Nautica and I make my bed everyday, I actually enjoy speaking in front of large groups of people, I like the sound of the dental drill but I'm scared of having dental treatment on myself, I spent seven months of my life exploring every inch inside and out of a cadaver that I named Zeke.....and as of this moment, I HAVE CRABS...........hermit crabs that is.....in my saltwater aquarium....
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My Interests

Hmmm, I have a diverse array of interests ranging from orchid propagation to carpentry. I dream of someday breeding prize winning clams, but for right now I enjoy cooking, eating out, Barnes and Noble trips, browsing in The Home Depot or Lowes, scuba diving, boating, water skiing, snow skiing, hiking, racquetball, making out, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

I'm happy to meet anyone who can hold an interesting coversation and is intelligent. It helps if you are a hot guy (without drama) or are a cute and witty woman. If you are planning to be a major part of my life, then it's time to start flossing....and yes I can tell just by looking at your smile if you floss! Plus it's disgusting to kiss someone who doesn't floss (I can't kiss someone who doesn't floss - I Won't!). Try this: Go floss right now, when you're done roll up the floss into a loose ball and smell it - That's what your breath smells like! So my point is that I want to meet someone who flosses at least every other day. People who enjoy belittling others, or being mean for no reason aren't really worthy of my time. Plus there is enough hatred in this world already, and I want to be part of the solution not part of the problem.Although I'm sarcastic as all get go, I usually get along better with people who aren't as sarcastic as me....'cuz I'm the first to admit that I can dish it, but I can't take it...My feelings can be easily hurt.

Music:

I'm really into piano right now...Usually I listen to Mandy Patinkin, Rich Mullins, Josh Groban, Russell Watson, Il Divo, and Clay Aiken. In my car right now are some classical CD's, a few Broadway musicals, and at least one CD of my four favorite men (listed above).

Movies:

My top seven are: Simon Birch, The Lion King, Cider House Rules, October Sky, Frequency, Contact, Bruce Almighty, Meet the Parents, and A Beautiful Mind.

Television:

I love Will and Grace, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Law and Order, Growing Up Gotti, The Osbournes, Airline, Meet the Press, Degrassi: The Next Generation, and Dharma and Greg.

Books:

My favorites are The Journey of Desire by John Eldredge, The Ragamuffin Gospel by Brennan Manning, and Jurassic Park. I also like the Harry Potter series, and books by James Patterson, Stuart Woods, and Jeffery Deaver.

Heroes:

Rich Mullins, Brennan Manning, Mel White, and Pierre Fauchard.http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=1EC059E1E27 6104C /para

My Blog

It’s time for an update

I don't think I've been on MySpace more than twice in the past month, and my college room mate just told me that MySpace is soooooooo over. He says I need to leave this behind and move on to Fac...
Posted by Spider on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

Can you smell it?

It's been an interesting few weeks for me. I brought my contract negotiations with the university to a screeching halt when I told the dean I was gay (previously I had only revealed that fact to...
Posted by Spider on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

HAIR

Those of you who know me know that I am very insecure about my hair. I'm not just insecure about it, I absolutely HATE my hair. No amount of waxing, trimming, plucking, bleaching, or cutti...
Posted by Spider on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Life is exhausting

I feel so swamped right now. I'm frantically swimming through my days with very little time to come up for air...but life is great. I've got a great job, I've got a great practice, I've go...
Posted by Spider on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

Development

Well, I'm approaching a crossroads in my life. If you've been reading my blogs (or lack thereof) you know I've made some rather life altering changes recently. In a nutshell, six months ...
Posted by Spider on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST

That's a new idea

Well, life has a funny way of switching things around on us doesn't it? Four weeks ago I thought I had it all figured out. I was going to accept a faculty appointment at UCLA School of Dentistr...
Posted by Spider on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST

Sucking

The past few days have been stressful for me as I prepare to take my Western Regional Exam for licensure...things aren't going entirely as I had planned, in fact they aren't going as I planned at all....
Posted by Spider on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:46:00 PST

Crap!

I just spent 75 minutes typing a massive blog, only to have myspace "lose" it. WTF? I poured my soul into that blog.What pisses me off even more is that I even highlighted the whole thing ...
Posted by Spider on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:40:00 PST

Rain and Power

Well, well, well.... Here I am, back home after a long two week break. In all, the holidays weren't unkind to me, but I'm glad they're over. I feel as though the holidays aren't really wh...
Posted by Spider on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST

Py Chr

Hi everyone! Is anyone else having problemes with Myspace taking forever to load and the screens not loading very fast? I'm thinking that it's time I do away with my Myspace....I'm getting so d...
Posted by Spider on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST