Phil Kaiolohia Oyao

I'm him and I am made happy everyday when I wake up, look in the mirror, and realize that fact. My hobbies include things like, diffusing bombs while on rollerblades and playing oiled up twister with incontinent, geriatric, old women in thongs after they have scarfed down heaps of dairy.

Besides that I don't want to go on and on about myself because that would just be too narcissistic. But, I do wish there was another me so that I could look at me in all of my glory as I blessed every ounce of earth that I preciously laid my heavenly feet upon. I'm also now accepting prayers if you want to pray to me as well. Phil Oyao with the honor ladies and gentlemen. Kokua kua'hana! Means the pooling of strength. I got it afterTodd Chesser died. Everyone got " In memory of Todd Chesser," but I knew it wouldn't be the end. I knew others would die.... we're all gonna die at one point. I wanted everyone know that. Don't wait for death and tragedy. Just be crazy and just do it. Call somebody up. Because when your friends are gone, your friends are gone. I want to let people know that just because I'm dead doesn't mean they should be all sad. Just keep living and be crazy... The waking life..........surf skate and snowboard......the industry is pretty tough! hawaii and da bay area over crowded! tuff city kid!!! remember where you come from and learn from your past! the biggest thing I fear is missing out on living life (surf, skate and snow.......mental)

True breeder! learn how to get over on the system....not letting the system get you down! cousin kirk once anounced....metal is dead! thanks to kirk.....my family and friends for giving me a life I would never change......if asked a second chance to re-do you life.....I wouldn't change a thing.....all the girls and women that crossed my path since elementary, junior high, HS...college and future.....thanks for the great experiences for shaping and maturing my mind of understanding and character......ALSO SHOUTS OUT OT OG PINOY BOYS OF M-TOWN.....LEO M, E-DOG SANTOS, ROB LAVIGNE AND BUDDY HUBMAN! JOEY CAMBOSA..my cousin mark oyao for hooking up the leather jacket shaun oyao for 49er games & troy, darren and tim oyao..VICTOR AND PHIL AFRICAS..... FREMONT OG's 50th State international boxing club aka Fremont iNTERNATIONal boxing club....to all da families that shaped my boxing: the kaholi's , the Trochies, the medinas, the madeiras(paul, mike and Dan...and sista Pam), the Yasaharas (Coach Frank Yasahara) the Cavahlos (the original california promoter) The Steeleys (Candido aka the filipino/german flurry) the Pinedas (Robert and Ping) Ricky Falcon.....Keiki and dolores...the tenios -uncle jimmy and auntie rose..the Suminguits (Uncke Harold, cousin harold jr and herbie, auntie joyce, cousin Helena and Lani) the Gemoyas.....the auntie carolyn sahuski *my mom's hawaiian/filipino HS friend and ny brother's godmother.......the Yarra's (newark repre-Zent)