smashleymarie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

im really accident prone and injure myself approx. 4-5 times a day but its okay because i always have hello kitty band aids on hand. im going to school to get a journalism degree so that someday someone will hire me to write a whitty column about my adventures. i like taking photos of things. i love garage sale swap meets and giant antique shops. i collect vinyl. i make jewelry and occasionally sell it. my friends fucking rock. i'm one of the guys. i always smell like cupcakes or chocolate. i believe animals are for cuddling and not for eating. i can be kind of an angry liberal hippie. i'm late for everything and it drives me crazy. i don't like dirt and im afraid of stuff. i love to dance. i cry easily. i laugh at everything. i probably love you.

My Interests

my wifey. my boysssss. elbow. ashsquared. my cats. making things. writing. people. robot holograms. coffee. beeeeer. being a creep. avocado. eyeliner. sudoku. miniature horses. p♥m. the sixties. swap meets. cooking. eating. bottled water. tea. ebay. excessively texting. being drunk in public. talk radio. takin pitchures. pharmaceuticals. cleaning. pinkberryyyyyy. vintage dresses. antique jewelery. making people uncomfortable. knee socks. ikea. not making sense.

I'd like to meet:

fellow assholes. someone to open jars and bottles for me. nicole richie. jemaine clement. bill maher. the sonny to my cher.

Music:

something i can dance to. other things that are secret. it comes in phases. life. patsy cline minus the bear white rabbits and blonde redhead. this week.

Movies:

dirty dancing. anchorman. the wedding singer. when harry met sally. clerks. the rings. spinal tap. milo and otis. anything with jake gyllenhaal.

Television:

twentyfour. entourage. the office. the soup. flight of the conchords.

Books:

harriet the spy. the lovely bones. catcher in the rye. i really dont read enough anymore.

Heroes:

daddy.

My Blog

the funny thing is

that im something to lust over and thats it. its fucking hilarious. i dont get it. at all.
Posted by smashleymarie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

the thing that scares me the most

is that i felt this way five years ago.
Posted by smashleymarie on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:04:00 PST

youve got to shake the waist

it finally feels like summer. its not quite hot enough for my taste yet but its definitely getting there. im geeked. i want to go to the beach. i need to clean my room and make gyoza though. ballllllz...
Posted by smashleymarie on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST

practicing being lazy.

1. What was the last thing you ordered from McDonalds?ew sick i cant even remember the last time i had mc donalds. i dont trust that shit. 2. When was the last time you got totally wasted?the other ni...
Posted by smashleymarie on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:47:00 PST

and you wont make a sound or be nervous around piles of pictures

summer is back again only this time around its completely different. and as much as i love everything and everyone right now theres a part of me that would give anything to be back in last summe...
Posted by smashleymarie on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:49:00 PST

im always cold.

so when the weather warms up and i can wear dresses again, its a huge deal. im so excited.i still havent seen mondays episode of twentyfour. i have work to do tonight....
Posted by smashleymarie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

drunky drunk night.

1. Have you ever been drunk? i am drunk RIGHT NOW! 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? seventeen. awwww. 3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? of course. 4. Have you...
Posted by smashleymarie on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

february seventeenth two thousand seven

today is a perfect day.
Posted by smashleymarie on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

fun fact number 346

sometimes i just need to ruin the lives of other people. not because i want to. because they fucking deserve it. so i'm a bitch. whatever. it's certainly more exciting than being nice and walked all o...
Posted by smashleymarie on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

lame i am.

1. real name?: ashley marie weis. 2. nickname(s)?: weis, smashley, ash, guera. asshole. 3. single or taken?: single. thats the first time ive typed that anywhere. creepy. 4. zodiac sign?: cancer. im d...
Posted by smashleymarie on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST