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So emo that I poop tears

Float like a butterfly, sting like an STD

About Me

20-something douche from Whorelando, Florida. I'm at a crossroads right now. I think I might just stand in the middle of the road and hope a bus hits me.

My Interests

Getting hopped up on Crystal Meth and searching for burl.

I'd like to meet:

Someone I can share my love of rubber fists with.

Music:

Arcade Fire (amazing live), Jurassic 5 (also amazing live), Lyrics Born, Tortoise, Skankin' Pickle, Zion I, Archers of Loaf, Mephiskapheles, Hepcat, Morphine, Radiohead, The Police, Wesley Willis, The Roots, Blackalicious, The Bosstones, Modest Mouse, Aphex Twin, Snapcase, Del, Vast Aire, Four Tet, Man... or Astroman, The Rhetorical Oracle

Movies:

The Empire Strikes Back, American Beauty, Coupon: The Movie, American Graffiti, Usual Suspects, Meet The Feebles, Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin, Wizards, Milky Mamms Vol. 23, The Goonies, Swingers, The Neverending Story, Ninja Scroll, Akira (the old version... not the new faggotry bullshit version), LOTR (alls of em), Anchorman, Saving Private Ryan, Glory... and so much more

Television:

Chicago Bears Football, The Office, HBO Original Series', Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros.

Books:

Reading makes me fall asleep. Sleep is for the weak.

Heroes:

Walter Payton, Chali 2na, Michael Richards, Brock Samson, Err, Dwight K. Schrute

My Blog

A funny thing happened on the way to the Methadone clinic...

Drug rehab was tough.  As tough as Rod Stewart's skin. But it's official! I've been heroin-free for 2 weeks. Now I'm addicted to Methadone, what a life saver! I have a new outlook on life. I have...
Posted by So emo that I poop tears on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:36:00 PST