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jed

Phase cancelation makes me sad

About Me

this is really me:
i am a nose picker
i also pick at my skin, because im compulsive
i love when dogs lick my face and the smell of dog feet, but i hate how they smell when they come out of the sun
i love cats who act like dogs
records are fun
the desire to have a family keeps me level headed and in touch with reality, otherwise i would be lost in the clouds completely and no use to anyone
i have a girlfriend that i love very much and i try to take care of her
people do stupid things for love
i deserve what i get
sometimes i feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world
sometimes i feel like i cant be happier
the hardest thing to do is follow your heart
i broke my left thumb in a foot race with 5 12 y/o girls
i have flat feet and chronic ingrown toe nails on my big toes
i have a nose hair trimmer cause airport security took the old scissors i used for that
i dont get to see my family enough
the vacation time i will use next will be to see my brother and then grandmother
i like to write but i think im awful at it
i wish i could draw
i used to play music, but currently have no motivation
im a pack rat who saves things in a box i never use and calls them treasures
i like interior design and antiques but im not a homosexual

My Interests

girlfriend

I'd like to meet:

the flying spagetti monster, http://www.venganza.org/

raven... she's so fabulous (even wearing high heels)

pickles... named after my great grandfather

Music:

fuck you.

Movies:

i watch pretty much most things.
im a critic, but my standards arent very high... if that makes sense.

Television:

family guy, conan obrien, history channel, discovery channel, discovery science, discovery times, diy, hgtv, food network, star trek, ds9, pbs, some local college channels when they have interesting stuff on.

i dvr... i know, its evil.

Books:

the bible. namely the book in the bible people quote when attempting to justify the condemnation of homosexuality and where we learn such life lessons as the ones below:
You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman. That is detestible.
You shall do no injustice in judgment: you shall not be partial to the poor, nor show favoritism to the great; but in righteousness shall you judge your neighbor.
You shall keep my statutes. You shall not crossbreed different kinds of animals. you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed; neither shall there come upon on you a garment made of two kinds of material.
You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.
You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you. I am Yahweh.
You shall rise up before the gray head, and honor the face of an old man, and you shall FEAR YOUR GOD. I am Yahweh.

Heroes:

raven, pickles, lou lou, the fish, and last but not least... my woman.

... and they're heroes for putting up with my shit... it takes a hero, trust me.