girlfriend
the flying spagetti monster, http://www.venganza.org/
raven... she's so fabulous (even wearing high heels)
pickles... named after my great grandfather
fuck you.
i watch pretty much most things.
im a critic, but my standards arent very high... if that makes sense.
family guy, conan obrien, history channel, discovery channel, discovery science, discovery times, diy, hgtv, food network, star trek, ds9, pbs, some local college channels when they have interesting stuff on.
i dvr... i know, its evil.
the bible. namely the book in the bible people quote when attempting to justify the condemnation of homosexuality and where we learn such life lessons as the ones below:
You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman. That is detestible.
You shall do no injustice in judgment: you shall not be partial to the poor, nor show favoritism to the great; but in righteousness shall you judge your neighbor.
You shall keep my statutes. You shall not crossbreed different kinds of animals. you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed; neither shall there come upon on you a garment made of two kinds of material.
You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.
You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you. I am Yahweh.
You shall rise up before the gray head, and honor the face of an old man, and you shall FEAR YOUR GOD. I am Yahweh.
raven, pickles, lou lou, the fish, and last but not least... my woman.
... and they're heroes for putting up with my shit... it takes a hero, trust me.