I'm sarcastic. I can occasionally be a jerk. Videogames. Deal with it. I will likely be quoting lines from The Simpsons/South Park/Family Guy/Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Clone High quite often. If you don't get the joke, thats your problem. I'm a big Miami Hurricanes football fan. FSU sucks. Thin Mints are possibly the greatest cookies ever created. UF sucks too. I can probably kick your ass in Beirut/Beer Pong. I drink Glenlivet on the rocks. Tool is the greatest band to ever walk the face of this earth. I think I'm better than you. Your face is stupid. I am a pretentious asshole. You can't read good. Wharton, there I said it. I used to drink a lot. I still do, but I used to too. I stole the previous joke from Mitch Hedberg. I fear change. Do you even know who Mitch Hedberg is? I can't stand schedules. Yeah, I'm seriously flaky. Wanna know more? Try stalking me.
Real Testimonials:
The Nicest Thing Anyone's Ever Said About Me: "He's the rudest person I've ever dealt with in my entire life." -Lillian the Blackjack Dealer
Honorable Mention: "Jason, if I'm ever in a situation where someone tells me that I'll need to find a van and someone with no morals, you'll be the first person I call." -Dave The Wave
