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Cyrax

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach. Lobster dinners. Fatalities are fun!!! I hate Lu Kang...NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAATHER. Hanging out with Scorpion and Sub-Zero. I was in boy scouts as a young lad but was kicked out ripping out someones spine. I scored a 1590 on my SATs but decided not to attend college rather start my cage fighting career. During my cage fighting career I was found by Shang Tsung where I started fighting in MORTAL KOMBAT!!! There I met a young lady named Thomas...she was blind. She was excellent at making pots. One night during an argument I riped off her face then shoved it down her throat. R.I.P. Thomas.

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My Interests

Karate. Kombating other foes. A nice warm cup of coffee. I have a collection of slinkys that I play with every chance I get...I own over a 1000. Working on new fatalities. I love going to clubs and getting my groove on. MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes me for me. Someone who doesn't always want to fight and can sit down and have a nice conversation about nothing.

Music:

Death Metal is my favorite, it gets me in the mood to fight in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!I also enjoy: Kenny G, Tina Turner, 50 Cent, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken, Back Street Boys, B5, B2K, Boys to Men, David Hasselhoff, and many many more.

Movies:

Since the only thing to watch on tv is Murphy Brown I watch a lot of movies. Titanic, All the Mighty Ducks, Faces of Death, Powder, Glitter, You got Served, Fallen, Snatch, Fight Club (my favorite movie), Troy, MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (even though I wasn't asked to pertake in any of them), Clerks, Mallrats, Daredevil, All the X-men, Spiderman 1 and 2, Tommy Boy, Blacksheep, all the Lord of the Rings, all the Star Wars, all the Matrix movies, South Park the movie, Family Guy Movie, Boondock Saints, Walking the Line, Alice in Wonderland, all the National Lampoon movies, Jerk, Blazing Sadles, Office Space, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Old School, Meet the Parents, Alien vs. Predator, Freddy vs. Jason, every martial arts movie ever made, Flies, the Fly, Hood Rat, Boyz in the Hood many more that I can't think off the top of my head.

Television:

The only show we get in the third relam is Murphy Brown.

Books:

I enjoy murder mystery books, Sc-fi books, Martial Arts for Dummies, anything by Tom Clancy and Stephen King.

Heroes:

Goro. The man has four arms...I want four arms.