Mr-a-ma-tazz - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Spazz-a-ma-tazz;
spazz--a--ma--tazz â€“ noun
1. A student/ musician/ bum
2. Someone that spends far too much time daydreaming and not enough time listening.
3. Someone that sometimes masquerades as a chip or French Frie, because they think its funny (clearly it is not).
4. Someone that creates definitions of made up names because they can't think of any clever or witty ways to present themself.
5. Someone that tends to say the wrong thing (by accident) and regrets it, too much in fact.
6. A person that wishes they were slightly interesting and entertaining enough for myspace.
7. A person that doesn't understand how a reader isn't already bored by these descriptions.
8. Someone that loves noodles and cheese.
9. Odd matching socks.
"We all love jazzy hes not a spazzy Hes very clever and sensitive like a feather he helps u out wen u are down he'll cheer u up when uve got a frown dear rest jazzy we love u so ill end this now so im not emo"
By Lianne :) I love it :)
My MSN address is [email protected], My AOL is [email protected]. But please, no creeps because i don't want to be raped.
This be thee songs from the band i'm in called 'Versus?!' If yee are interested please don't hesitate to fly to the following address: www.myspace.com/ukvs

My Interests

I love art and music, there! i said it! I'm not embarassed. .... much.... and street fighter.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet everyone, but i'm not sure i'd like to meet any well known people. I think i'd be disapointed or perhaps too quiet.

Music:

Bands i've been listening to recently:

- Silverchair (Of course)
- Elle Milano
- The Subways
- Feeder
- Sigur Ros
- Also have been listening to a lot of classical stuff.

Movies:

-High fidelity
-The fifth element
-The first two Addams family films
-Last days
-Starship troopers
-Leon
-Falling down
-Baz Lurmann's Romeo and Juliet
-Dr Stranglove or: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb
-The resident evil films;
-Die hard
-Jarhead
-Freddy got fingered;
-Shine;
-All the Austin powers;
-Both Wayne's worlds
-As good as it gets
-Any Adam sandler film
-Most Kevin Smith films
Theres more but i'll can't be arsed with a huge list.

Television:

-House!!
-Green Wing
-The Mighty boosh!!
-Spaced
-The IT crowd
-Black Books
-Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
-My Name is Earl
-Garth Marengi's Darkplace
-Lost
-Scrubs
-Futurama
-Family Guy
-American Dad
-Seinfeld
-Mad About You
...I watch too much tv.

Books:

Books currently reading:

"World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War" (Max Brooks, 2006)

Its pretty damn tres bien so far, if you need to get back into reading because you find it boring (Like i did), i recommend starting with this.

Heroes:

Raul Julia, The inventor of Bachelor noodles, My family and friends, My dogs, Santa Claus, The Joker, light red phones incorp, Herbal teas, Any Zombie crap, See-through plectrums and all the villians in the Indiana jones films.

I feel that anyone who strives to do they're own thing, pushes the boundries should be called a hero (without ignorance and greedy obviously. It all has to be positive).

My Blog

A song that halfway through turned into a rant... kind of. Sorry.

Stretched further than a elastic band, the band without a perishing point. 'You and who's army?' a valid phrase. Me, my own, alone... is there no point? Any Art forced into test results, t...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

This is what happens when you stare at a wall for too long

To think is to have an opinion, an opinion represents a contradiction;A contradiction breathes life into some form of unescapable fiction;With your defenses up, its difficult to live for all the hippo...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

Ode to the oldest companion

The mind is the device of all evil deception;I used ’deception’ because today i feel rather mainstream (Okay?);Waking up thinking a loved one is tightly asleep downstairs;Staring at the em...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST

You left the coffee on the stove

Burning smoke fills the air, i know its your fault, i know its your fault; Lift it up, put a wet tea towel on it or something, see your results,see your results; Underneath is beyond impaired, leave ...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:14:00 PST

Why?

I'm hiding...:P lol. I'm hiding from all the essays and work i have to do due in for the end of next week. I'm sick of doing them all, its fair enough to say get them over and done with but ther...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

A new kind of light

Painting a picture from a canvas of a perfect sceneThe images are still, but so realistically sereneI can still smell the powder flowing through the night airThe worlds drifting away, but i don't have...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

Seize to begin

I may be here, but i feel lost;Drugs to alcohol expose ths pointless;If eternity never ends i seize to begin;All my peace is dead or missing. Depressants don't help, they block;Never been a route to m...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

Dead Sea

Staring into the dead sea, picking out ruined taste;disolution happily, flogging to sell re-used waste. Life has become ubsurd, Surely the pallette expands;Beyond the already heard, through stagnant o...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

The decision

Continue to struggle ankle deep in the evanescence of everything;A limited time with unlimited choices,choosing is the brink of implausibility;If there is a correct answer i'll see what the heaven bri...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST

Don't look back

Impeaching dry melodies, believing whats to be seen, the boredom under the wall, burning rubber throughout it all. This line; for the mind, for wars speak for mankind, i'll hold back this piece, the n...
Posted by Mr-a-ma-tazz on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST