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The Trollman

You will die, No one will remember you - Zygmunt Bauman

About Me


I write and record music for a band called Unrepentant that you can check out at:
www.myspace.com/unrepentantmusic
or click the picture below...
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To all of you insanely gorgeous French girls and Beautiful Tarja Turunen clones:
You need to stop messaging me asking for sex and marriage... I can say something that seems quite absurd such as that because I am not a whore. Simply put, one Gorgon is enough! Yes, yes, I know you're all very disapointed but you'll just have to deal with it and have your decadent orgies of sin with someone else... Thats just how it is... NO MORE SEX REQUESTS, PLEASE!
...and to everyone else,
IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, I'M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU. I DON'T MEAN TO COME OFF AS SOME SELF-IMPORTANT FUCK, BUT, MYSPACE SUCKS IN THIS REGARD, AND SO DO MOST OF IT'S USERS. THANKS AND HAVE A NICE LIFE. TOODLES.

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I am a self loathing compulsive obsessive * HATER * of almost everything. Almost. I am waiting patiently for the day to come when "Hate ultimately destroys the Hater", but it hasn't happened yet. I am a living embodyment and corporeal manifestation of all that most people loathe and detest. I have no dogmatic or moral compass, no virtues or belief in or of any of the worlds dead religions(a redundancy, and they do all die.), and no respect for your morals, virtues, and beliefs.... Unless we are friends, of course, and I do not mean myspace "friends." I mean the kind of friend who I can call in the middle of the night and say "Hey Kat, I really could go for some head right now," and that would be ok. I like to go deep-sea fishing sometimes but I don't ever catch anything. It's mostly a bonding ritual between myself and said Hate(That has yet to destroy me.) I never leave home without it... Actually, I prefer to not really ever leave home at all unless I'm going to the other side of the planet to visit my lovely Gorgon...
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"Distributor Of Maggots / Drunken Empress"
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I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

BLACKENED PROGRESSIVE TECHNICAL DEATHMETAL is the number one(1!) priority in my life. Everything else comes second, except for maybe The Gorgon. Music is the only thing worth living for in this world of filth and false hope. How can one, no less many, claim to believe in or know anything when it is not even known what is knowable at all, knowable to us, or what our human capacity is to know it?! The Slaughter is upon us and these are the end times, blah blah blah... Believe or do not believe, it doesn't really matter. Neither does proper punctuation. Pfff. If it's not Music, or unwholesome at least, I am not interested... I just made up most of that, except for that one part... I think... I am an ellipsis enthusiast

I'd like to meet:



ALL OF MY HEROES ARE DEAD, I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE!

I am mostly interested in people who are at least slightly above the average intelligence and are honest. If you are 100% Pro-Death and are sickened into violent fits of abyssal nausea and projectile vomiting by human breeding, then that's entirely respectable in my opinion. I think that abortion should be legal up to the first social security check... A sick and sarcastic sense of humor is mandatory and will be encouraged. If you don't get the joke, I'm not repeating it, or likely talking to you ever again... unless the sex is good(and you're female). But even then you should wonder why I am telling you jokes during sex. Such is life...

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...Philosophy?

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."
"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."
--Jean-Paul Sartre

"It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth."
--Blaise Pascal

Existentialism


100%

Justice (Fairness)


95%

Strong Egoism


70%

Hedonism


65%

Kantianism


50%

Nihilism


50%

Utilitarianism


30%

Apathy


0%

Divine Command


0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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DEATH

"Let The Metal Flow."

Please visit the offical tribute webpage for Chuck Schuldiner (R.I.P.). He was, and still is, a true innovator, philosopher, and metal god. Let the metal flow at:

--- WWW.EMPTYWORDS.ORG ---

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Music:



Death and Black metal. Death is worshiped as the greatest band ever.

And in no particular order-

Slayer, Cynic, Atheist, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Dark Funeral, Anata, Xasthur, Blut Aus Nord, To-Mera, Bathory, Demilich, Satyricon, Suffocation, Morbid Angel, Cradle Of Filth, Malevolent Creation, My Dying Bride, At The Gates, Dissection, Control Denied, Spawn of Possession, Immolation, Deeds Of Flesh, Marduk, Mayhem, Katatonia, Emeth, INFLICTION, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Rollins Band, Meshuggah, The Legion, Nile, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Cryptopsy, Immortal, Disincarnate, Aghora, Kreator, Nevermore, Hate Eternal, Hate Forest, Venom, Vader, Napalm Death, Nasum, Pig Destoyer, Carcass, Into Eternity, All That Remains, Origin, Decapitated...

Movies:

Mostly death and black metal dvds and bootlegs. Evil Dead II is the greatest movie ever made..., Anything horror, gore, or poor taste in general... Zombie, Dead Alive, Bloodsucking Freaks, Hellraiser, Child's Play, Trancers, Cemetary Man, All of the Living Dead series...

Television:

I hate T.V. but there are a few exceptions... The NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL FUCKING RULES!!!, Space Ghost, The Office, The Simple Life(Who can resist this?), Xena, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, etc...

Books:

Ancient and modern philosophy. History. Mythology. Poetry. Horror & Mystery; H.P. Lovecraft, E.A. Poe, Arthur Conan Doyle(Sherlock Holmes). Various Religious texts and bibles(Know your enemy). Henry Rollins, Michael Savage, Chuck Palahniuk, Albert Camus...

Heroes:

Chuck Schuldiner (R.I.P.), Bruce Campbell, Kerry King, Ihsahn, H.P. Lovecraft, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Nietzsche, Sartre, Descartes, Kafka, and anyone who is smarter than I am or can play guitar better than I do...

My Blog

Horror Movie Killer? Hmm...

You scored as Jigsaw, You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile o...
Posted by The Trollman on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

A Cheap Novelty... Meh.

These things are so gay... but sometimes they make me bleet a little while im waiting for something better and more worthwhile to happen... You can guess the reason I dont bother with this crap often....
Posted by The Trollman on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

Almost gone, But...

Almost gone, but... For some time now I have been considering to delete my myspace profile... There are several reasons for this but they pretty much all boiled down to "myspace sucks." I can see the ...
Posted by The Trollman on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

Saddam Hussein Execution Video!

Here it is, the death of saddam that you wont be seeing on tv. I think people need to see this. Dont just watch it, LOOK AT IT. It doesnt matter which political side of the war youre on, or who you...
Posted by The Trollman on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

A Special Thanksgiving Message!

Hey everyone, I just wanted to take this moment to extend a deep and heart-felt thank you to all the native americans out there for giving us your land after we killed you took it from you. We should...
Posted by The Trollman on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:51:00 PST

Children to for selling in Singapore, Mr. Real Neibor?

Here is yet another absurd conversation excerpt (again, slightly edited for increased humor value, deal with it.) Fucking with people should be considered a sport and officially recognized by the fuck...
Posted by The Trollman on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

Lets Blog-Race, Jew.

This is an excerpt of a conversation I shared with someone concerning a trip I am pseudo-attempting to plan. Due to the nature of the travel options and the person I was talking too, it became quite ...
Posted by The Trollman on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

Infliction/Manias show at Boondocks in Amarillo

Everyone that went to this show knows that it was fuckin bad ass. Infliction never disapoint, and my only complaint about them is that they dont play more. Also, Manias were unexpectedly awesome as ...
Posted by The Trollman on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:16:00 PST

Achilles, Gladiator Centipede

I thought it would be funny to post a conversation I had like 20 minutes ago that upon reading after the fact I thought was stupidly hilarious. This is an example of what happens when I get excited a...
Posted by The Trollman on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

Fuck You People

If you want to add me to be your "friend", please have the courtesy to talk to me or communicate in some way. The only reason I have a page on here is so I can A.) Meet new people with similar/opposi...
Posted by The Trollman on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 04:13:00 PST